Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Alabama is Voldemort
In the spirit of one of my favorite book and movie series, "Harry Potter," effective immediately, the Alabama football team, and any insinuation of, about, or to the Crimson Tide will now be referred to only as "Team Who Must Not Be Named" and their coach only as "You Know Who." This rule will be strictly enforced and use of any banned words is punishable by watching close ups of John Parker Wilson (aka Sara Jessica Parker) over and over again. This includes you, Mrs. Carroll, as you are in Tiger Country.
LSU v. Mississippi State (9.27.08)
Upset-Palooza
The best TV night ever was Thursday – season premiers of “The Office” and “Grey’s Anatomy” topped off with watching USC go down - doesn’t get much better. But, geez, what a crazy weekend for college football it turned out to be. As I stayed up past my bedtime cheering on OSU on Thursday, I never could have imagined both Florida and Georgia would both lose at home on Saturday. None of them looked like top 10 teams, much less the top 3 or 4. The Game Day crew certainly didn’t see it coming as they oozed and drooled love all over UGA and UF. No one is safe.
Fly Over
Holy cow, this was freakin’ awesome. For those of you who weren’t there, as the National Anthem drew to a close, a murmur grew in the south end zone. Being in the north end zone, I had no idea what was going on. The fans in the south could see the four fighter jets approaching the stadium, but they shocked the heck out of me. As we sang the last lines of the Anthem these four jets soared over my head and as they approached midfield the sound if the jets finally hit the stadium. The roar was unbelievable! I still get goosebumps thinking about it.
Gold Game
I have to admit that I did not wear gold to the “Gold Game.” I have very valid reasons: 1. I do not look good in gold; 2. I’m cheap and not buying a t-shirt to wear once a year; 3. I’ve worn purple for 99% of the games (including those I’ve watched on TV) since I was in college; 4. Did I mention I do not look good in gold? If I thought I’d be the only one there not in gold (to match Penn State’s “white out” which looked ridiculously cool) I would participate, but we’re not there yet.
Rankings
I told my dad from the first time we heard Bama was up big on Georgia that LSU was going to get leap-frogged by the Tide in the AP poll, b/c we were playing poorly. His answer was that if LSU doesn’t lose it shouldn’t be the problem. Sorry, I tend to be glass half empty, and we didn’t look like a #2 team Saturday - and apparently the AP voters agreed. Bama #2, LSU #3. True, rankings don’t matter right now, and we have bigger problems in the coming weeks – it’s just the principle of the thing. And Nick, don’t give me this bologna about not knowing what your team is ranked now. That’s just an outright lie.
Curl Routes for Trindon?
No bubble screen here. How about a basic comeback/curl route for #8? I don’t know how Lee got the ball over the lineman having to aim so low, but it was complete. I think this is a waste of a play to Trindon. How about a slant, or something that Lee can hit him in stride and let him fly!?!?
Go Long
Or, how ‘bout we line Trindon up out to the short side of the field, Lee takes a three-step drop, pump fakes a slant to LaFell to freeze the safeties, then just airmails the ball and lets Trindon run under it. Throw it to where no one but our world-class sprinter can get it and see what happens. That would be awesome – if it’s caught.
Vanilla Defense?
This is a change – normally it’s our vanilla offense that infuriates fans. Without a doubt our defense was very vanilla. Put pressure on the young QB? Not so much. Force turnovers? Negatory. Yes, we had some injuries and some guys did play well, but overall the defense’s strategy seemed to be “just hold them to less points than we have” rather than “shut out/shut them down.” I was a little disappointed, to say the least.
Big Return followed by Big Hit
Pegues kicked off the game with a killer return, but he paid for it on the next one. After LSU tied it up with a field goal, one of our talent freshman (the name escapes me) laid it on him, and good. The entire stadium let out a boisterous "Ooooohhhh" both during the live hit, and when the replay showed on the jumbotron. Nice.
“I” of the Tiger
This is directed specifically at the male cheerleader that carries the “I” flag after every LSU score. Between scoring and the ensuing kickoff, flags spelling out LSU TIGERS are carried by jogging cheerleaders circling the north end zone. The guy that carries the “I” is slow, visibly winded and he carries the flag at an awkward angle. It ends up looking like T IGERS. In order to pretend to show that I’m not partial to the football team, I yell at him for his lack of effort every time, just like I do when the ‘D’ gives up a big play. He’s the freakin’ “I” of the TIGER. This is just disheartening. He looks like he just did a keg stand, draining the entire keg (did I mention he’s a little chubby) and he’s about to keel over. To the only person around me that didn’t find this funny and gave me nasty look – the truth hurts, deal with it.
Nice Time for the Bye
We are pretty banged up, and while it’s going to be tough to play 8 in a row, we really need this bye before Florida. One, to let UF simmer down b/c you know they’re going to bring the wood to their next opponent, but also b/c we’ve got a lot of key guys that need some R&R to recuperate. Beckwith, Alexander, Jean-Francois, Hatch and who knows what other ailments our guys are playing through. Rest up fellas, it’s gonna be a long haul.
Receivers
These guys are just flat out good. Minus LaFell’s fumble at the goal line (and I mean AT the goal line) they played well all night. If we ever open it up, it’ll be fun to watch.
Golden Band’s Halftime Show
I enjoyed the halftime show. This is a big deal b/c I usually don’t care. The coolest part was when they marched off the field to the south, played there, regrouped into the “LSU”, marched back across the field and ended in the north end zone, with several salutes normally reserved for the folks in the south. In all my years of going to games, I can’t remember one time the band “saluted” the north at end the half-time show. It was way cool.
Bammer
Dang. Talk about putting on a whuppin’. Didn’t see the game, but I can only imagine if you go into Georgia, b/t the hedges, and are up 31 – 0 at the half, that is a beat-down. They have a very pansy schedule from here on out, minus LSU and hopefully Auburn. Crap.
Timmy’s Apology
Tebow has apologized to Gator Nation and vowed to never have a game like that again. I’m just glad they get to take out their frustrations on Arkansas before we get there.
Charles Scott
Dude is a beast. I thought it was a quiet night for him and didn’t think we ran him enough, but he had plenty carries for over 140 yards. Listening to the post-game stats on 98.1, I heard he had 140+ yards and was shocked. I like being shocked like that!
SEC West Domination
The Tide is turning, figuratively and literally, in the SEC West. After years of domination by the East, LSU led the charge last year to what seems to be a resurgence by the West. The East continues to drop like it’s hot at the hands of a West opponent. Let’s hope this trend continues as LSU rolls on to take on three SEC East teams in a row.
SEC East: Vandy #1?
Do my eyes deceive me or does 4-0 Vandy sit atop the SEC East leader board? Whoa nelly.
Props to State
I’ve been a fan of Croom’s since he took over at MSU. He’s steadily rebuilding a team that was in very bad shape and he’s turned them in to competitors. I believe that the days of thumping State 45-0 are in the past. Not that they will be winning the West any time soon, but they aren’t the West’s doormat either (thank you Arkansas).
Derek Pegues
I’m so glad he’s a senior. Return threat, interception, numerous tackles. Good riddance (and good luck on Sundays)!
Starting QB
Has to be Lee. Same comment as last week – he’s the only one of the two contenders that can get the ball to our wide receivers. Hatch will need to play when he gets rattled, but if we are going to win, he’s our guy. He played well against State and seems to be improving. Today's article in The Advocate was more like a "I LOVE JARRETT LEE" fest, led by former quarterbacks. But, hey, I'm glad for the kid.
Jordan Jefferson
This dude has the cleanest uni on the team. One play? One stinking play? Come on coach, he’s not gonna redshirt, let’s see what he can do.
Other RBs
Believe it or not, LSU does have other talented running backs behind Scott. But, Williams has been just ok as a tailback. Murphy, pretty much a non-factor. They can both thank a “not to be deterred” Charlie Scott. Maybe next year fellas.
Weather
I debated about going to the MSU game, or just watching from home. The deciding factor was the weather. It really doesn’t get much better for football in South Louisiana. Could have been a little cooler, but I’ll take Saturday’s weather any day!
Lee x2
So, I’m a little ashamed to admit that I didn’t realize MSU’s quarterback’s name was Lee, too, until the third quarter. Blame it on my poor eyesight, or me not paying attention to Dan Borne’s calls, but I was a little slow on this one. Once I figured it out, I thought it was pretty funny.
Next Up
LSU @ UF – in PRIME TIME. Yes, this games been slated as CBS’ night game next Saturday. This is especially awesome, b/c I get CBS in HD (again, my cheapness rears its frugal head – I don’t have ESPN in HD).
Never Been to an Away Game
This surprises a lot of people - I’ve never travelled to watch the Tigers play “away.” This does not include the 2001 Sugar Bowl at The Superdome (way too close to home). I’ve never really had the opportunity to go to an away game, especially one that guarantees an LSU win (which to me, is a requirement if I’m gonna spend the money). But lo, and behold, I was offered a ticket to the LSU/Florida game in Gainesville – and I can’t go. Yes, I’m playing in a tennis tournament that weekend and don’t want to leave my friend without a partner. So, Becky, we better win this tournament if I’m giving up my Florida ticket!
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’
A win is a win, but I left the game frustrated. LSU was not sharp, and as Scott admitted, maybe their minds were on other things, like UF and USC losing. I know you can’t get caught up in the rankings this early in the season, but I hate to see a wasted opportunity to be ranked #2. No, #3 isn’t bad, it’s just not #2, especially when it’s ‘Bama ranked ahead of you. I really think that’s where my irritation lies.
The best TV night ever was Thursday – season premiers of “The Office” and “Grey’s Anatomy” topped off with watching USC go down - doesn’t get much better. But, geez, what a crazy weekend for college football it turned out to be. As I stayed up past my bedtime cheering on OSU on Thursday, I never could have imagined both Florida and Georgia would both lose at home on Saturday. None of them looked like top 10 teams, much less the top 3 or 4. The Game Day crew certainly didn’t see it coming as they oozed and drooled love all over UGA and UF. No one is safe.
Fly Over
Holy cow, this was freakin’ awesome. For those of you who weren’t there, as the National Anthem drew to a close, a murmur grew in the south end zone. Being in the north end zone, I had no idea what was going on. The fans in the south could see the four fighter jets approaching the stadium, but they shocked the heck out of me. As we sang the last lines of the Anthem these four jets soared over my head and as they approached midfield the sound if the jets finally hit the stadium. The roar was unbelievable! I still get goosebumps thinking about it.
Gold Game
I have to admit that I did not wear gold to the “Gold Game.” I have very valid reasons: 1. I do not look good in gold; 2. I’m cheap and not buying a t-shirt to wear once a year; 3. I’ve worn purple for 99% of the games (including those I’ve watched on TV) since I was in college; 4. Did I mention I do not look good in gold? If I thought I’d be the only one there not in gold (to match Penn State’s “white out” which looked ridiculously cool) I would participate, but we’re not there yet.
Rankings
I told my dad from the first time we heard Bama was up big on Georgia that LSU was going to get leap-frogged by the Tide in the AP poll, b/c we were playing poorly. His answer was that if LSU doesn’t lose it shouldn’t be the problem. Sorry, I tend to be glass half empty, and we didn’t look like a #2 team Saturday - and apparently the AP voters agreed. Bama #2, LSU #3. True, rankings don’t matter right now, and we have bigger problems in the coming weeks – it’s just the principle of the thing. And Nick, don’t give me this bologna about not knowing what your team is ranked now. That’s just an outright lie.
Curl Routes for Trindon?
No bubble screen here. How about a basic comeback/curl route for #8? I don’t know how Lee got the ball over the lineman having to aim so low, but it was complete. I think this is a waste of a play to Trindon. How about a slant, or something that Lee can hit him in stride and let him fly!?!?
Go Long
Or, how ‘bout we line Trindon up out to the short side of the field, Lee takes a three-step drop, pump fakes a slant to LaFell to freeze the safeties, then just airmails the ball and lets Trindon run under it. Throw it to where no one but our world-class sprinter can get it and see what happens. That would be awesome – if it’s caught.
Vanilla Defense?
This is a change – normally it’s our vanilla offense that infuriates fans. Without a doubt our defense was very vanilla. Put pressure on the young QB? Not so much. Force turnovers? Negatory. Yes, we had some injuries and some guys did play well, but overall the defense’s strategy seemed to be “just hold them to less points than we have” rather than “shut out/shut them down.” I was a little disappointed, to say the least.
Big Return followed by Big Hit
Pegues kicked off the game with a killer return, but he paid for it on the next one. After LSU tied it up with a field goal, one of our talent freshman (the name escapes me) laid it on him, and good. The entire stadium let out a boisterous "Ooooohhhh" both during the live hit, and when the replay showed on the jumbotron. Nice.
“I” of the Tiger
This is directed specifically at the male cheerleader that carries the “I” flag after every LSU score. Between scoring and the ensuing kickoff, flags spelling out LSU TIGERS are carried by jogging cheerleaders circling the north end zone. The guy that carries the “I” is slow, visibly winded and he carries the flag at an awkward angle. It ends up looking like T IGERS. In order to pretend to show that I’m not partial to the football team, I yell at him for his lack of effort every time, just like I do when the ‘D’ gives up a big play. He’s the freakin’ “I” of the TIGER. This is just disheartening. He looks like he just did a keg stand, draining the entire keg (did I mention he’s a little chubby) and he’s about to keel over. To the only person around me that didn’t find this funny and gave me nasty look – the truth hurts, deal with it.
Nice Time for the Bye
We are pretty banged up, and while it’s going to be tough to play 8 in a row, we really need this bye before Florida. One, to let UF simmer down b/c you know they’re going to bring the wood to their next opponent, but also b/c we’ve got a lot of key guys that need some R&R to recuperate. Beckwith, Alexander, Jean-Francois, Hatch and who knows what other ailments our guys are playing through. Rest up fellas, it’s gonna be a long haul.
Receivers
These guys are just flat out good. Minus LaFell’s fumble at the goal line (and I mean AT the goal line) they played well all night. If we ever open it up, it’ll be fun to watch.
Golden Band’s Halftime Show
I enjoyed the halftime show. This is a big deal b/c I usually don’t care. The coolest part was when they marched off the field to the south, played there, regrouped into the “LSU”, marched back across the field and ended in the north end zone, with several salutes normally reserved for the folks in the south. In all my years of going to games, I can’t remember one time the band “saluted” the north at end the half-time show. It was way cool.
Bammer
Dang. Talk about putting on a whuppin’. Didn’t see the game, but I can only imagine if you go into Georgia, b/t the hedges, and are up 31 – 0 at the half, that is a beat-down. They have a very pansy schedule from here on out, minus LSU and hopefully Auburn. Crap.
Timmy’s Apology
Tebow has apologized to Gator Nation and vowed to never have a game like that again. I’m just glad they get to take out their frustrations on Arkansas before we get there.
Charles Scott
Dude is a beast. I thought it was a quiet night for him and didn’t think we ran him enough, but he had plenty carries for over 140 yards. Listening to the post-game stats on 98.1, I heard he had 140+ yards and was shocked. I like being shocked like that!
SEC West Domination
The Tide is turning, figuratively and literally, in the SEC West. After years of domination by the East, LSU led the charge last year to what seems to be a resurgence by the West. The East continues to drop like it’s hot at the hands of a West opponent. Let’s hope this trend continues as LSU rolls on to take on three SEC East teams in a row.
SEC East: Vandy #1?
Do my eyes deceive me or does 4-0 Vandy sit atop the SEC East leader board? Whoa nelly.
Props to State
I’ve been a fan of Croom’s since he took over at MSU. He’s steadily rebuilding a team that was in very bad shape and he’s turned them in to competitors. I believe that the days of thumping State 45-0 are in the past. Not that they will be winning the West any time soon, but they aren’t the West’s doormat either (thank you Arkansas).
Derek Pegues
I’m so glad he’s a senior. Return threat, interception, numerous tackles. Good riddance (and good luck on Sundays)!
Starting QB
Has to be Lee. Same comment as last week – he’s the only one of the two contenders that can get the ball to our wide receivers. Hatch will need to play when he gets rattled, but if we are going to win, he’s our guy. He played well against State and seems to be improving. Today's article in The Advocate was more like a "I LOVE JARRETT LEE" fest, led by former quarterbacks. But, hey, I'm glad for the kid.
Jordan Jefferson
This dude has the cleanest uni on the team. One play? One stinking play? Come on coach, he’s not gonna redshirt, let’s see what he can do.
Other RBs
Believe it or not, LSU does have other talented running backs behind Scott. But, Williams has been just ok as a tailback. Murphy, pretty much a non-factor. They can both thank a “not to be deterred” Charlie Scott. Maybe next year fellas.
Weather
I debated about going to the MSU game, or just watching from home. The deciding factor was the weather. It really doesn’t get much better for football in South Louisiana. Could have been a little cooler, but I’ll take Saturday’s weather any day!
Lee x2
So, I’m a little ashamed to admit that I didn’t realize MSU’s quarterback’s name was Lee, too, until the third quarter. Blame it on my poor eyesight, or me not paying attention to Dan Borne’s calls, but I was a little slow on this one. Once I figured it out, I thought it was pretty funny.
Next Up
LSU @ UF – in PRIME TIME. Yes, this games been slated as CBS’ night game next Saturday. This is especially awesome, b/c I get CBS in HD (again, my cheapness rears its frugal head – I don’t have ESPN in HD).
Never Been to an Away Game
This surprises a lot of people - I’ve never travelled to watch the Tigers play “away.” This does not include the 2001 Sugar Bowl at The Superdome (way too close to home). I’ve never really had the opportunity to go to an away game, especially one that guarantees an LSU win (which to me, is a requirement if I’m gonna spend the money). But lo, and behold, I was offered a ticket to the LSU/Florida game in Gainesville – and I can’t go. Yes, I’m playing in a tennis tournament that weekend and don’t want to leave my friend without a partner. So, Becky, we better win this tournament if I’m giving up my Florida ticket!
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’
A win is a win, but I left the game frustrated. LSU was not sharp, and as Scott admitted, maybe their minds were on other things, like UF and USC losing. I know you can’t get caught up in the rankings this early in the season, but I hate to see a wasted opportunity to be ranked #2. No, #3 isn’t bad, it’s just not #2, especially when it’s ‘Bama ranked ahead of you. I really think that’s where my irritation lies.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
LSU @ Auburn (Sept. 2008)
So this game had so many ups and downs, it's led this blog to have the same feel. I can't even remember half of what happened, b/c it was so crazy. But, here goes...
I've read a couple of articles that say this installment of the LSU v. Auburn saga won't have a creative tag attached, like "The Earthquake" game. I disagree. I think I will call it the "I had a headache for 3.5 hours b/c by blood pressure went up and down like a bad rollercoaster ride" Game. Catchy huh? Seriously, what a great game. Wasn't always pretty, but with the games we have coming up we had to get the win.
Trindon
Bad news - you muff two punts, you ride the pine. Good news - we play Miss State next week. That should give you some confidence back. We need you to make big plays, but if anything, just be in the game to make the other team nervous - not your own! Bless your heart.
Questionable Call
J. Lee's horrible pick 6 pass brings me to question more than one call on the play:
1. Why take Hatch out at this point in the game? I felt considerably safer when he was in the game and our defense was playing well. To that point, Lee had been sketchy, at best. Coach, I know YOU know how he can throw, but he hasn't been steady in game situations, to say the least.
2. Why run that flare route to the short side of the field? First, you put your untested QB in a tough position with a poor play call. Second WHAT THE HELL WAS LEE THINKING? What made him think that the RB was more open after he had attempted to pass, pumped then threw ball - nope, still covered. Throw the ball away!
which leads to...
Tirade
Good or bad, my vocabulary can get pretty colorful during football season. After Lee's ridiculous decision, my language rivaled that of the colors found in a Sherwin Williams Paint store. I used every curse word I know at least five times, then I put them into run on sentences together, then I just started making up my own new words. I stooped so low as to yell at J Lee - sit down you and your fat face...
which leads to...
My Apologies
My mom thinks that I owe Lee an apology, and I have to agree. Thankfully he proved me wrong, but at that point in the first half I was not happy, to say the least. I tend to forget that these kids are just that - kids. Lee is 19 years old, so, b/c I have to blame someone, I'll go back to the coaching decision to first, put him in the game at that point, then - well, I've already been through this. To J. Lee - I'm sorry.
Lotto
I play a lot of sports and firmly believe that sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. On the long TD to C. Mitchell I sent a text to a friend saying - he's a lucky S.O.B. To which he replied - need to buy a lotto ticket. This was a perfect example of getting a little lucky, which turned into Lee getting some confidence and stepping in to some nice throws, and getting the "W." I would have given up the "W" for winning the Lotto - sorry Tiger fans.
Commentators Made a Funny
Early in the game, LSU ran a "read" play, which didn't work out so well. One of the commentators said something to this effect, "Well, Hatch must have had dyslexia on that read play." Cracked me right up!
Hats off to Todd
Auburn's QB got no love from anyone before the game. I thought the coaches put him in a good positions and he executed well. But, too bad, so sad.
The Finger
I gave simultaneous single finger salutes to Corso and Herbstreit for picking Auburn to win the 2008 "Tiger Bowl." Though if I was an impartial football enthusiast I probably would have picked Auburn to win at home. Since I'm not impartial in this case - Salude!
"Tiger Bowl?"
Not sure who coined the LSU v. Auburn game this insightful and creative name, but I do like it. This match up will continue to have serious implications for the SEC West winner in the years to come - I'm just glad that the nation is finally recognizing this game as important, instead of just a competitive game.
Defense
Get pressure on the QB - check. Create turnovers - check. Don't give up the big play - not so much, but since we won - I'll give it to them. Hold the opposition to less points that you have - check. They only gave up 14 points (Lee gift wrapped and delivered the other 7). The D played big when we needed it, though a couple of costly penalties may hurt us in future games. A couple of guys made big mistakes but came back on the very next play to make amends. Shepherd wants to be his own #11, but his idiotic late hit out of bounds made him look just like another #11 famous for making bad decisions - which I yelled at the TV.
The biggest play, which followed what could have been the biggest mistake, was made by Rahim Alem. After a 15-yard penalty against him, Alem comes back and sacks Todd for a 15-yard loss. It's more than just a "wash." Second and 25 is virtually impossible compared to second and 10, when you're in your 2-minute drill on the probable game winning drive with an inexperienced QB. Good job Defense.
I've read a couple of articles that say this installment of the LSU v. Auburn saga won't have a creative tag attached, like "The Earthquake" game. I disagree. I think I will call it the "I had a headache for 3.5 hours b/c by blood pressure went up and down like a bad rollercoaster ride" Game. Catchy huh? Seriously, what a great game. Wasn't always pretty, but with the games we have coming up we had to get the win.
Trindon
Bad news - you muff two punts, you ride the pine. Good news - we play Miss State next week. That should give you some confidence back. We need you to make big plays, but if anything, just be in the game to make the other team nervous - not your own! Bless your heart.
Questionable Call
J. Lee's horrible pick 6 pass brings me to question more than one call on the play:
1. Why take Hatch out at this point in the game? I felt considerably safer when he was in the game and our defense was playing well. To that point, Lee had been sketchy, at best. Coach, I know YOU know how he can throw, but he hasn't been steady in game situations, to say the least.
2. Why run that flare route to the short side of the field? First, you put your untested QB in a tough position with a poor play call. Second WHAT THE HELL WAS LEE THINKING? What made him think that the RB was more open after he had attempted to pass, pumped then threw ball - nope, still covered. Throw the ball away!
which leads to...
Tirade
Good or bad, my vocabulary can get pretty colorful during football season. After Lee's ridiculous decision, my language rivaled that of the colors found in a Sherwin Williams Paint store. I used every curse word I know at least five times, then I put them into run on sentences together, then I just started making up my own new words. I stooped so low as to yell at J Lee - sit down you and your fat face...
which leads to...
My Apologies
My mom thinks that I owe Lee an apology, and I have to agree. Thankfully he proved me wrong, but at that point in the first half I was not happy, to say the least. I tend to forget that these kids are just that - kids. Lee is 19 years old, so, b/c I have to blame someone, I'll go back to the coaching decision to first, put him in the game at that point, then - well, I've already been through this. To J. Lee - I'm sorry.
Lotto
I play a lot of sports and firmly believe that sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. On the long TD to C. Mitchell I sent a text to a friend saying - he's a lucky S.O.B. To which he replied - need to buy a lotto ticket. This was a perfect example of getting a little lucky, which turned into Lee getting some confidence and stepping in to some nice throws, and getting the "W." I would have given up the "W" for winning the Lotto - sorry Tiger fans.
Commentators Made a Funny
Early in the game, LSU ran a "read" play, which didn't work out so well. One of the commentators said something to this effect, "Well, Hatch must have had dyslexia on that read play." Cracked me right up!
Hats off to Todd
Auburn's QB got no love from anyone before the game. I thought the coaches put him in a good positions and he executed well. But, too bad, so sad.
The Finger
I gave simultaneous single finger salutes to Corso and Herbstreit for picking Auburn to win the 2008 "Tiger Bowl." Though if I was an impartial football enthusiast I probably would have picked Auburn to win at home. Since I'm not impartial in this case - Salude!
"Tiger Bowl?"
Not sure who coined the LSU v. Auburn game this insightful and creative name, but I do like it. This match up will continue to have serious implications for the SEC West winner in the years to come - I'm just glad that the nation is finally recognizing this game as important, instead of just a competitive game.
Defense
Get pressure on the QB - check. Create turnovers - check. Don't give up the big play - not so much, but since we won - I'll give it to them. Hold the opposition to less points that you have - check. They only gave up 14 points (Lee gift wrapped and delivered the other 7). The D played big when we needed it, though a couple of costly penalties may hurt us in future games. A couple of guys made big mistakes but came back on the very next play to make amends. Shepherd wants to be his own #11, but his idiotic late hit out of bounds made him look just like another #11 famous for making bad decisions - which I yelled at the TV.
The biggest play, which followed what could have been the biggest mistake, was made by Rahim Alem. After a 15-yard penalty against him, Alem comes back and sacks Todd for a 15-yard loss. It's more than just a "wash." Second and 25 is virtually impossible compared to second and 10, when you're in your 2-minute drill on the probable game winning drive with an inexperienced QB. Good job Defense.
Onside Kick
Nice. Faked out Auburn, the camerman, everyone watching the game with me...etc. Very nice.
Dazed and Confused
Andrew Hatch was a steady presence while he was in the game (except when he had to throw, but I will not rip apart his inability to throw in this segment - see below). He was extremely UNsteady after his five yard gain knocked him woozy. For the record - he did not collapse on the field. As he walked off the field like a drunk headed to 48 hrs of sleeping it off in a cell, the sidelines motioned for him to go down, so LSU could use an injury time-out, instead of using one of their own. Not that I think Hatch had any problems falling to the ground, but it wasn't a result of the injury. I needed to explain, b/c I talked to someone today that thought he was injured that badly.
Hatch's Throwing
Richard Condon had this to say about Hatch, "If it's a punt, pass, and kick competition, no way Hatch has a chance. Maybe if it was a punt and kick competition." Man, his mechanics are not good. That low release allows him to get no velocity on the ball. I joke a lot that I could throw better than some QBs, but I just might have a shot!
Cutie Pie
So, I wish Hatch the best in his recovery from a concussion, neck injury or whatever actually happened. But it was nice to get a few close ups of his baby face cuteness. Even though he looked like he had NO IDEA what was going on - it was precious.
O-Line
Arguably the best in the country, they had a few problems with the speedy Auburn D. Ciron, buddy, you have got to get that big body on somebody. You and Herman need to watch game tape of the plays where you guys were the lead block, but not hitting anyone. Come on guys, you're better than that. Overall though, solid performance.
Punting
I don't like the kicking game. I think you should always have to go for it. But, since we live in a world of pansy-ass football (ha) I have to give kudos to Dalfrey...or was it Jasper...no Dalfrey. First two games - not good. Auburn game - good. Good job of keeping the field position in LSU's favor. Now stop being twins and get your own number.
Receivers
These guys are good. Their effectiveness is a tale of two quarterbacks - one who can throw and one that can't. Great second half. Good grabs, good yards after the catch, good routes, good job. This group will put Lee into the lead at QB. Too much talent to go unused.
"The Advocate" Headline
"It's Lee with Glee" - WTF? So lame. Not all headlines have to rhyme or sound gay.
Charles Scott
Congrats on being the first LSU Tiger to rush for over 100 yards at "Jerden" Hare. Three 100-yard rushing games and some really good looking bursts. We'll need that to give our young QBs the play action option. Man was that effective in the second half. You are now the work horse on this team - congrats.
I hate USC
That's all I have to say about that.
I Hate Alec Baldwin
Watching the Emmy's - He just beat out Steve Carrell ("The Office") for outstanding lead actor in a comedy serious. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Stupid Hollywood politics. I'm changing channels back to the Dallas/GB game.
Tim Tebow
Don't hate him but I do hate that stupid jump pass he throws when his within the five-yard line. LSU was the first victim of this play three years ago, and he got Tennessee with it for the first TD in Saturday's. It's just stupid (that's my intelligent explanation).
Critique
I was a little disappointed that LSU didn't capitalize on great field position in the first half. One field goal out of at least 4 possessions that started with very favorable field position was frustrating to watch. Need to work on taking advantage and finishing drives.
Yelling at the TV...again and again
On the pitch back to #5 (as Coach Miles refers to Keiland Williams) all I could see was him catch the ball and not run north and south. I jumped up to yell at him to stop dancing (as he tends to do) when he pulled up to pass. Since I was already up, I jumped up and down and cheered the TD catch by Byrd. Now that was a good play call. Never satisfied, I also yelled at the TV when Crowton called a pass play (that ended up being the game winner) instead of running some more time off the clock. Guess that's why he's the OC and I'm not.
Black and Mild
I don't smoke, but I wish I would have thought to buy a pack of black and mild cigars, or maybe some swisher sweets, and just light 'em up - the whole box - when the final seconds ticked off the clock. Here's to you, Tubby.
Coaching
LSU was out-coached...in the first half. Good field position = only 3 pts. Our halftime conversation revolved around the fact that LSU never seems to have clever plays called nor do they seem to be coached as sharply at times. Hard to knock our coaches when they win, and I wasn't counting us out of the game at the half, but it makes it a little nerve-wracking.
Saints
Just a quick note. Cut Martin Gramatica.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
If Hatch is healthy, I start J. Lee anyway next Saturday. Let him carry the load in a full game, b/c he showed some signs of being our best bet this year, solely on his ability to get the ball to our talented receivers. Hatch is a great backup, b/c of his game management, but we need to put up some points and Lee seems to be the guy to get it done. Don't make a fool out of me Jarrett.
Final Thought
Maybe I had a headache from all that yelling?
Thursday, September 11, 2008
A big doubt
I’m so glad JaMarcus Russell no longer plays for LSU. Several million dollars and two years proves JR will never change. Can’t avoid the rush (he looks like he’s in slow motion), but doesn’t throw the ball away = sack (Auburn flashback). Goes to throw and the ball pops out of his huge hand for a fumble…good grief. And that’s just the first half – I was actually laughing by halftime and decided to go to bed.
Makes you wonder…was he that good, or did he have a good supporting cast while with the Tigers? I believe he has talent – the ridiculous arm and other physical attributes (he is bigger than both starting DE for Denver) and the winning record at LSU, BUT, can he be as great as a long holdout should warrant? After last night, I have my doubts.
Many people have made the point that his O-line was bad and that he will improve - gotta love that glass half full mindset. I guess only time will tell.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
LSU v. Flordia Oct 2007
For those of you that weren’t there, left early, don’t remember, or just love to re-hash, here’s my take on Saturday night’s game, as seen from the North End Zone, Section 215:
Best Sign at “Gameday”
My number one: Pictures of Lou Holtz and Sylvester the Cat (Looney Tunes) with a caption that said something to the effect of, “Separated at Birth?” Get the garbage out of your mouth Lou!
Runners up: “Dude Where’s My Car” – with Tony Joiner’s mug shot; “Tebow Wears Jorts”; “Dorsey Eats Tebown Steak”; I’m sure I’m missing some good ones.
O, and Kirk Herbstreit – you are an idiot, very cute, but an idiot.
Haters
Florida, why you gotta go jumping on the “Eye” – didn’t you learn from Auburn…guess not. Check out Miles’ face when UF takes the field – he looks like someone just pushed his hat down on his head – P. O.ed Guess he didn’t like their pre-game jumping either.
Quote of the Day
From my mom, “Where did I go wrong?” Her response to my love for LSU football and for me “shushing” her when the “GameDay” crew was talking about the LSU game. I sat there for an hour and 45 minutes waiting…do not talk to me when they finally get around to talking about our game!
Great Non Football Moments
Mike VI’s debut was a great one. It’s so awesome to have a live mascot that’s as pretty as Mike.
The Golden Band from Tigerland – u rocked the house as usual. Your finest moment was after the half time performance where you marched off the field directly at the Florida fans/band and played the pregame salute in their faces – AWESOME!
Post-game, when the team headed towards the students and everyone remaining in the stadium (the team plus about 70% of the crowd that stayed in their seats) did the gator chomp – how about them apples?
Scariest Moment
The first half…just kidding (not really). It was actually when LSU ran on to the field after half time – heads hanging, not real pumped up – I was worried. Unbeknownst to me, they were actually coming out of a business meeting where they discussed how to solidify the nation’s #1 ranking. Meeting adjourned.
Scariest Moment, Part 2
The conservative play calling almost gave me a heart attack. But, if you’re ok going for five fourth downs and eating up 8:11 on the final drive, then you call the game however you want. Crowton showed flashes of Jimbo, going to the well too many times with the option, but who am I to judge? Hester is great, especially with the game on the line, but I would like to see Scott, Williams, and Murphy get some additional carries to blow the game open. O, and please run Trindon to the wide side of the field so he can turn the corner!
Hero to Zero (a few negatives about LSU – no, I’m not happy with just a big win)
Colt David, I know you liked scoring the TD, but we already have 100 running backs, so we REALLY need you to concentrate on field goals!
“Oh O-line, O-line, wherefore art thou O-line?” It would be nice if they showed up for the entire game, but kudos for getting us those fourth downs.
Who put Devery Henderson in Brandon LaFell’s uniform? I had to do a double take to see if ol’ stone hands had the #1 jersey on. Thankfully, LaFell did rebound and make some nice grabs. Doucet – please heal quickly!
Lastly, Perrilloux I know the coaches need to get the plays in quicker, but we REALLY need you to learn some game management skills for next year. Quit telling the Student Section to quiet down and control the huddle, please! Those timeouts might be needed down the road.
D-Fense! (clap, clap) D-Fence!
Hey, we can’t ask for perfection every week, and you came up big when we needed it. “Defense wins championships” - I’m a believer now more than ever.
Jumping Bean
The team may have come out after halftime looking a little down, but Trindon Holliday took the field for the second half kickoff every bit as fired up as he was to start the game. The little guy looked like a flea on a living room carpet out there, jumping around, but he’s got the heart and spirit the size of Herman Johnson.
Most Embarrassing Moment(s)
Did you notice that on the half-time highlights shown in the stadium that LSU’s biggest play (other than the TD) was a 13 yard run – Ouch! Not much of a highlight.
#2 – How about the coaches (or trainers, or someone that wears the official coaches shirt on the sidelines) that jumped up to do the body bump and knocked each other over, one stumbling on to the field – for pete’s sake…
Game Balls (pun intended)
No doubt, Jacob Hester.
How about one for Les Miles for those gutsy calls?
And at the risk of increasing ticket prices, I’d say a game ball goes to every LSU fan in attendance. That was one LOUD place! Who says A&M is the only home of the “12th Man?”
Pelini and the defense should just take a game ball every week without even asking.
Lastly, to Abram/Josh/John David Booty – maybe JD can use the ball to practice not throwing interceptions. Seriously though, I’d ship one to Stanford – the announcement of their win over USC was a moment I’ll never forget (I just got goosebumps…again).
My Finest Moment
Getting my dad to do the gangsta arm thing that the Student Section does. I have no idea what the song is, or what the gesture means, but by the end of the game, everyone, including my dad, was throwing it down! A lot more fun that the gator chomp b/c you can still hold your drink in the other hand!
And the Oscar Goes To…
Apparently, Jacob Hester – nice job saving a time out to get your helmet cleaned up after the winning TD!
BOOOOOOOOO…
The officiating was bad, really bad. It started with the field judge walking the LSU Captains out of the tunnel, and trying to make them walk to the Florida sideline. Thankfully, Matt (Damon) Flynn convinced him that our sideline was to the right. Overall the officiating was ok, but they missed some big calls. Do I think Miles should have challenged the play when the kick returner stepped out of bounds? Who cares now, but he should never have had to force the issue (what were you looking at that you didn’t see him step out of bounds 2, maybe 3 times?). And by the way, one late hit call deserves another. Equal opportunity, please.
Game Changing Moment
Dan Borne’s announcement of USC’s defeat! I don’t think I’ve ever, EVER, seen Tiger Stadium go that crazy before (and I’ve been there for crazy games). That was the best moment of the game – every fan, coach, player was jumping up and down and yelling – you could feel the stadium vibrate. Again with the goosebumps.
Dorsey For Heisman
Fear the Hat
It’s no wonder Miles wears his hat so high…he needs extra space to store his huge “guts” he showed going for five fourth downs. 5 for 5 on ESSENTIAL fourth downs – well done Les! (for those of you that are slow, by “guts” I mean something else, but trying to keep this email PG)
Shame, Shame
As awesome as the student section was for the entire game, enough with the “F” word chants! Tebow certainly deserved it for his taunts, and I did find it entertaining to a degree, but that’s no way for #1 to be portrayed on national TV (O, yes, you could hear it even on TV – watch the replay). Another heads up, do not do the “YOU SUCK” chant when we are LOSING! Let’s get the lead first, alright?
Begrudgingly Giving Props to Tebow
I hate to do this, but here goes. As much as he’s heralded as this great guy, he sure looked like a punk with all of his taunts. But, I chalk that up to a competitor’s spirit and say he’s a great player that we haven’t heard the last of yet. The kid’s a phenom, on and off the field, but one is the loneliest number – he can’t do it alone (as UF is finding out the hard way). If you’d like to call him and tell him “better luck next time” I can get you the cell # to reach the voice mailbox of “Timmy Tebow.”
CBS Commentators
From what I’ve heard, they were terrible. I’m glad I didn’t have to listen to their stupid analogies, explanations, etc. I could run circles around those guys. And for the record, Tebow was not writing something down then holding a phone up to his ear. He was taunting the Student Section b/c probably each and every one of them had left a message or sent a texted message to Tebow prior to the game. My guess is that a fired up Tebow was saying, yeah, call me now suckers. I’m sure they did after the game!
Last Word (well, almost)
Nick who? Stop talking about Saban – let it go! He knows deep down that he made the wrong decision and he will pay for it every year when he plays LSU. Let’s move on and focus on this historic season and look at the Bama game as just one more opponent on our road to being National Champions. That being said, I hope we beat the (insert expletive here) out of them!
I’m so Glad
I’m so glad I was completely sober for the game. I would have hated to have missed (or not remember) one second of the action due to the effects of an Abita Amber (or 6).
Special Thanks Goes To
My brother, for conceding his ticket to me. Not sure why you did it, but I owe you big time. And especially to my dad – not just for the free ticket, but for teaching his daughter (ME!) how to be a true LSU fan – from how to yell, curse, and chastise the coaching during my developmental years (Archer, Hallman, DiNardo); to appreciating when LSU is the premier team in college football. I will always remember this game, right down to our traditional post-game jog to the car (you are out of shape, old man) and making it from the stadium to home in 25 minutes – well done!
Geaux Tigers!
Best Sign at “Gameday”
My number one: Pictures of Lou Holtz and Sylvester the Cat (Looney Tunes) with a caption that said something to the effect of, “Separated at Birth?” Get the garbage out of your mouth Lou!
Runners up: “Dude Where’s My Car” – with Tony Joiner’s mug shot; “Tebow Wears Jorts”; “Dorsey Eats Tebown Steak”; I’m sure I’m missing some good ones.
O, and Kirk Herbstreit – you are an idiot, very cute, but an idiot.
Haters
Florida, why you gotta go jumping on the “Eye” – didn’t you learn from Auburn…guess not. Check out Miles’ face when UF takes the field – he looks like someone just pushed his hat down on his head – P. O.ed Guess he didn’t like their pre-game jumping either.
Quote of the Day
From my mom, “Where did I go wrong?” Her response to my love for LSU football and for me “shushing” her when the “GameDay” crew was talking about the LSU game. I sat there for an hour and 45 minutes waiting…do not talk to me when they finally get around to talking about our game!
Great Non Football Moments
Mike VI’s debut was a great one. It’s so awesome to have a live mascot that’s as pretty as Mike.
The Golden Band from Tigerland – u rocked the house as usual. Your finest moment was after the half time performance where you marched off the field directly at the Florida fans/band and played the pregame salute in their faces – AWESOME!
Post-game, when the team headed towards the students and everyone remaining in the stadium (the team plus about 70% of the crowd that stayed in their seats) did the gator chomp – how about them apples?
Scariest Moment
The first half…just kidding (not really). It was actually when LSU ran on to the field after half time – heads hanging, not real pumped up – I was worried. Unbeknownst to me, they were actually coming out of a business meeting where they discussed how to solidify the nation’s #1 ranking. Meeting adjourned.
Scariest Moment, Part 2
The conservative play calling almost gave me a heart attack. But, if you’re ok going for five fourth downs and eating up 8:11 on the final drive, then you call the game however you want. Crowton showed flashes of Jimbo, going to the well too many times with the option, but who am I to judge? Hester is great, especially with the game on the line, but I would like to see Scott, Williams, and Murphy get some additional carries to blow the game open. O, and please run Trindon to the wide side of the field so he can turn the corner!
Hero to Zero (a few negatives about LSU – no, I’m not happy with just a big win)
Colt David, I know you liked scoring the TD, but we already have 100 running backs, so we REALLY need you to concentrate on field goals!
“Oh O-line, O-line, wherefore art thou O-line?” It would be nice if they showed up for the entire game, but kudos for getting us those fourth downs.
Who put Devery Henderson in Brandon LaFell’s uniform? I had to do a double take to see if ol’ stone hands had the #1 jersey on. Thankfully, LaFell did rebound and make some nice grabs. Doucet – please heal quickly!
Lastly, Perrilloux I know the coaches need to get the plays in quicker, but we REALLY need you to learn some game management skills for next year. Quit telling the Student Section to quiet down and control the huddle, please! Those timeouts might be needed down the road.
D-Fense! (clap, clap) D-Fence!
Hey, we can’t ask for perfection every week, and you came up big when we needed it. “Defense wins championships” - I’m a believer now more than ever.
Jumping Bean
The team may have come out after halftime looking a little down, but Trindon Holliday took the field for the second half kickoff every bit as fired up as he was to start the game. The little guy looked like a flea on a living room carpet out there, jumping around, but he’s got the heart and spirit the size of Herman Johnson.
Most Embarrassing Moment(s)
Did you notice that on the half-time highlights shown in the stadium that LSU’s biggest play (other than the TD) was a 13 yard run – Ouch! Not much of a highlight.
#2 – How about the coaches (or trainers, or someone that wears the official coaches shirt on the sidelines) that jumped up to do the body bump and knocked each other over, one stumbling on to the field – for pete’s sake…
Game Balls (pun intended)
No doubt, Jacob Hester.
How about one for Les Miles for those gutsy calls?
And at the risk of increasing ticket prices, I’d say a game ball goes to every LSU fan in attendance. That was one LOUD place! Who says A&M is the only home of the “12th Man?”
Pelini and the defense should just take a game ball every week without even asking.
Lastly, to Abram/Josh/John David Booty – maybe JD can use the ball to practice not throwing interceptions. Seriously though, I’d ship one to Stanford – the announcement of their win over USC was a moment I’ll never forget (I just got goosebumps…again).
My Finest Moment
Getting my dad to do the gangsta arm thing that the Student Section does. I have no idea what the song is, or what the gesture means, but by the end of the game, everyone, including my dad, was throwing it down! A lot more fun that the gator chomp b/c you can still hold your drink in the other hand!
And the Oscar Goes To…
Apparently, Jacob Hester – nice job saving a time out to get your helmet cleaned up after the winning TD!
BOOOOOOOOO…
The officiating was bad, really bad. It started with the field judge walking the LSU Captains out of the tunnel, and trying to make them walk to the Florida sideline. Thankfully, Matt (Damon) Flynn convinced him that our sideline was to the right. Overall the officiating was ok, but they missed some big calls. Do I think Miles should have challenged the play when the kick returner stepped out of bounds? Who cares now, but he should never have had to force the issue (what were you looking at that you didn’t see him step out of bounds 2, maybe 3 times?). And by the way, one late hit call deserves another. Equal opportunity, please.
Game Changing Moment
Dan Borne’s announcement of USC’s defeat! I don’t think I’ve ever, EVER, seen Tiger Stadium go that crazy before (and I’ve been there for crazy games). That was the best moment of the game – every fan, coach, player was jumping up and down and yelling – you could feel the stadium vibrate. Again with the goosebumps.
Dorsey For Heisman
Fear the Hat
It’s no wonder Miles wears his hat so high…he needs extra space to store his huge “guts” he showed going for five fourth downs. 5 for 5 on ESSENTIAL fourth downs – well done Les! (for those of you that are slow, by “guts” I mean something else, but trying to keep this email PG)
Shame, Shame
As awesome as the student section was for the entire game, enough with the “F” word chants! Tebow certainly deserved it for his taunts, and I did find it entertaining to a degree, but that’s no way for #1 to be portrayed on national TV (O, yes, you could hear it even on TV – watch the replay). Another heads up, do not do the “YOU SUCK” chant when we are LOSING! Let’s get the lead first, alright?
Begrudgingly Giving Props to Tebow
I hate to do this, but here goes. As much as he’s heralded as this great guy, he sure looked like a punk with all of his taunts. But, I chalk that up to a competitor’s spirit and say he’s a great player that we haven’t heard the last of yet. The kid’s a phenom, on and off the field, but one is the loneliest number – he can’t do it alone (as UF is finding out the hard way). If you’d like to call him and tell him “better luck next time” I can get you the cell # to reach the voice mailbox of “Timmy Tebow.”
CBS Commentators
From what I’ve heard, they were terrible. I’m glad I didn’t have to listen to their stupid analogies, explanations, etc. I could run circles around those guys. And for the record, Tebow was not writing something down then holding a phone up to his ear. He was taunting the Student Section b/c probably each and every one of them had left a message or sent a texted message to Tebow prior to the game. My guess is that a fired up Tebow was saying, yeah, call me now suckers. I’m sure they did after the game!
Last Word (well, almost)
Nick who? Stop talking about Saban – let it go! He knows deep down that he made the wrong decision and he will pay for it every year when he plays LSU. Let’s move on and focus on this historic season and look at the Bama game as just one more opponent on our road to being National Champions. That being said, I hope we beat the (insert expletive here) out of them!
I’m so Glad
I’m so glad I was completely sober for the game. I would have hated to have missed (or not remember) one second of the action due to the effects of an Abita Amber (or 6).
Special Thanks Goes To
My brother, for conceding his ticket to me. Not sure why you did it, but I owe you big time. And especially to my dad – not just for the free ticket, but for teaching his daughter (ME!) how to be a true LSU fan – from how to yell, curse, and chastise the coaching during my developmental years (Archer, Hallman, DiNardo); to appreciating when LSU is the premier team in college football. I will always remember this game, right down to our traditional post-game jog to the car (you are out of shape, old man) and making it from the stadium to home in 25 minutes – well done!
Geaux Tigers!
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