LSU v Troy

Where to start? I really don’t know what to say, that hasn’t already crossed everyone else’s mind. I feel as flat and unmotivated to write this as the Tigers looked when they took the field Saturday night. I guess I’ll take it half by half…this should be interesting.

The Wheels on the Bus
Never got a chance to go ‘round and ‘round…they just fell off. Offense, defense, special teams, coaching – it all fell apart in the first half. This sparks the thought – if the game started off by “falling apart” does that mean it we ever really had it together? Scary.

First Half
Deplorable. Terrible. Appalling. Dreadful. And the most appropriate synonym, UNACCEPTABLE.

First Half Defense
Swiss Cheese – the “big eye” kind. There were holes all over the place! Jarrett Lee could have completed passes against our D. For being fairly speedy, we didn’t look it.

First Half Offense
Non-existent. More like “offensive.” It certainly offended me. What a waste of time. It wasn’t even like we were trying something new and it just wasn’t working. We were running on first down, losing some yards, and putting a struggling quarterback in a position to have to make plays on third and long. Even after Troy built up a 14 point lead, we sat back and had no sense of urgency, no creativity, no drive. Poor coaching and terrible play calling, along with lack-luster execution equals me wanting that two hours of my life back.

Pick Six
I am so freakin tired of having to write about yet another pick six. Right before kickoff I commented to my uncle that this would be the game we’d break the streak. He chuckled and said, “Nope.” He wins. It has become very comical in a gut wrenching, high blood pressure, punch the wall sort of way. Why can’t we just push the returner out of bounds or something. Even a leg whip, which is illegal, would work, b/c at least he doesn’t score!

Charles Scott
Always a tough runner, and seemingly hard-worker, you can add emotional to the list. After Lee’s pick six, Tigervision showed Scott on the sidelines yelling it up at someone. Not sure who (maybe Coach Porter) or why, but I liked the frustration and emotion. Positive or negative, someone had to show some feeling, say their piece, and lead the team out of the seemingly insurmountable hole.

Halftime Talk
Supposedly Coach Miles implored the defense to keep the Tigers in the game until the offense could get going. Wow, that’s not comforting to know that you’re putting all your eggs in the basket that just gave up 24 points to Troy in the first half. Ah, well, you know what they say, if it works he’s a genius, if it doesn’t he’s the goat. We’ll just call him Einstein for now.

Second Half Defense
Way to turn it up a couple of notches in the second half. Minus Troy’s opening drive of the second half, the Tiger D played aggressive, solid and hard-hitting D. Blitzes, DBs closing hard and fast, fourth down stands and turnovers – who are you and what have you done with our defense! If we figure out a way to maintain that for 60 + minutes, we’re in business.

Second Half Offense
I’ve waited so long for our offense to click the way it did the last 20 minutes of this game. There are too many playmakers and too much talent for our coaching staff to not figure out a way to score points. Decent protection, open receivers, nice runs, and a calm QB in a pressure situation. Haven’t seen any of that in a long while – what a refreshing performance. I have to say I was a little annoyed that we had to settle for a FG following Chad Jones’ interception deep in Troy territory, but we’ll take the points and hand the game back over to the defense. Good Job O.

Nice Job Jarrett Lee
Now there’s something I haven’t been able to write every week…or ever. I’ve certainly bashed the kid a lot in the last few weeks, but fairly, I hope. Now, I get to fairly say – GREAT fourth quarter. You even earned a kiss from Coach Miles. Well done.

Not So Special Teams
You can’t even call this aspect of the team solid. They’re more like state workers – punch clock, make tackle (kick ball, block, etc), go to sideline. I know we have several starters or major contributors that play special teams, but other than just getting the job done, there’s nothing special about it. Fair catch here, 5 yard return there. No blocked punts from either side, ho hum…They did get the one fumble recovery when it bounced off of the Troy player, but it's not like they "caused" the fumble. This could be a real game changer for a team that is struggling on offense, but we’re not taking advantage of it. BTW – just kidding about the state worker thing. I know some of you work hard.

Punting
We have two punters and neither is setting the world on fire. If we didn’t have huge QB issues and a defense that’s soft at times, then we’d all be talking about the terrible punting.

Miles Takes the Blame
No, $#!& Sherlock. You should take the blame but I do give you credit for sticking with Lee. What I don’t like is the plays called and the positions you put the kid in. I know you have an Offensive Coordinator, but you have to over rule him when he sucks. And how about ripping up your precious O-Line for poor run blocking and pass protection in the first half.

Big 10 Football Anyone?
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’: Was it just me or did LSU’s offense in the first half look eerily similar to that customary of a Big 10 offense? Run first (I’m ok with that), get bogged down, still run first, get behind by 14, throw a pick 6, run out the clock.

Just for Shiggles
LSU learned a valuable lesson against Troy. Jarrett Lee is a pocket passer (no surprise there) that plays better when in a hurry-up, two minute drill style of offense. So, just for shiggles, how about we come out against Ole Miss and let it rip FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, get the defense on their heels, get your QB and WR in a rhythm and cram it down their throats. Open it up, let these kids (and fans) have some fun! Finish this season strong and make a statement for next year.

Jordan Jefferson
He didn’t play as much as I thought he would, but he played a key role in getting Lee some thinking time on the sidelines following another pick six. He did some smart things, though he wasn’t super productive. With Hatch out, he’s the change of pace we were desperate for against Alabama.

Big Cheer
LSU had only two first downs in the first down. When they finally managed the third midway through the third quarter, the crowd (or what was left of it) let out a huge cheer. I guess with not much to cheer about up to that point, you’ll yell for anything positive to thaw out your jaws!

Historic Comeback
Comeback, yes. Historic, maybe by record book standards. But let’s but it all in perspective. We had to come back from 28 down in the second half against TROY. Not very historic in my book.

Freshmen on “D”
Did you notice Brandon Taylor getting some major minutes in the secondary. He and Peterson were involved in several key plays. It’s good to see these youngsters getting some significant minutes in their freshman year. It only bodes well for the future.

Colt David Misses an Extra Point
Were your toes frozen? Did you have frostbite or hypothermia? You better have b/c there is no excuse for missing an extra point in a game your team has fought so hard to win. Against any other team on our schedule (ok, so maybe just the SEC ones – and Arkansas doesn’t count), that miss costs LSU the game. Up two and with a tired defense, another team drives down the field and at least attempts a field goal to win the game. Good thing we’re playing Troy .

Williams, Murphy, Holliday
These guys better be in big trouble. B/c if they aren’t in any kind of hot water with the coaches, and they still aren’t getting playing time on offense, then shame on the coaches. If they are in the dog house, then shame on them. They are too talented to not be involved more than on special teams.

Karma’s a Kick
Just ask “Earl” or now Troy. Got pretty cocky and started acting a fool when you’re up by 28. Then the football version of the “K” lady, Karma, got the best of you. You have to be a gracious winner or it’ll come back to bite you. You gave up 37 points in about 20 minutes. That’s what you get for being cocky punks. If for no other reason than to put Troy in their place, I’m glad the Tigers won. Hope you’re a better loser than you are a winner.

Impressed with Troy
I know this is the converse of what I just said above, but I was impressed with Troy, until they got a big lead. Their offense clicked on all cylinders, and defensively they got a big push up the middle stuffing some runs and forcing us to pass. It’s a shame you had to start being sore winners.

Kudos to the Hard Core Fans
I didn’t have tickets to the game so I watched from my parent’s couch: warm den, in my PJs; 61” TV, hot food – perfect. That said, had I been at the game, I would have been long gone at half time! Fair weather fan? Nope. Cold weather fan? Hell no. Kudos to those fans that stuck it out to cheer the Tigers on through the comeback.

Angels in the Endzone?
I heard on the radio today that at some point in the third quarter, the students starting flapping their arms like the kid in “Angels in the Outfield” - conjuring up some heavenly help. Well, it worked. Very clever students – nice job.

Money Back
Not to be confused with “Sexy Back,” but we were singing the tune "I want my Money Back" from Cox, or at least half of it, when we wanted to turn off the game at halftime. I called my grandmother at halftime to tell her the score and her comment was, “And yall paid for that?” Yes, yes we did.

Ole Miss
They are going to whoop up on us if we can’t get it together offensively. I don’t want to lose to Nutt two years in a row.

Florida’s Fast 35 Seconds
Florida’s 21 points in about 35 seconds was very impressive. O, and so was the rest of the demolition of South Carolina. I’m going to title the impending SEC Championship game Bama Beatdown – clever, huh? Can’t wait to watch that game.

Independence Bowl
I had written the reigning National Champs off to the I-Bowl at halftime. We’ve lived to have another shot at the Cotton Bowl – whoopee.

Speaking of the Cotton Bowl
I heard a nasty rumor that the Cotton Bowl was moved to Jan. 2. Sure, 10 am New Year's day is a beating but I planned my vacation around potential LSU Bowl games, and the move is not good for me, as I will be on a plane coming back from Colorado at game time. Booooo…

Questionable Fourth Down
I have to disagree with Coach Miles (imagine that) that Troy’s coach should NOT have gone for that fourth and short at that point in the game. Punt, pin the Tigers, whose offense had been anemic at best, deep in their own territory. Who knows, maybe a pick six is coming your way! Worse case, the Tigers put together a 90-yard drive for a score, but eat up twice as much clock in the process. Yeah, a first down seals the deal, but as an underdog with the lead on a top 20 team, you kick it. But, I’m not a head coach.

Proud Parents
I know the Jones’ must be extremely proud of their sons regardless of how they play, but how cool do you think it was to watch Rahim put heavy pressure on the QB forcing a bad throw that Chad intercepts at a critical point in the game! (insert AAAAWWWW here)

Brandon LaFell
Welcome back to the offense. Sure we’ve struggled passing at times, but big players make big plays, regardless. Saturday’s performance was one of your best and we certainly needed it (kinda like we needed you to attempt to make a play on the ball in OT against Bama, but I’m over it). You’re a heck of a player, you just have keep playing like it.

Florida Coaching
Some Tiger fans may not like this, but too bad. Florida’s coaches are some of the best in the business at putting their players in the positions to make plays. Sure it doesn’t hurt to have a Heisman Trophy winner at QB, but they are creative with their personnel and their play calling to get the ball in the hands of the play makers. When something isn’t working, they have a solid Plan B. I really like this staff and will be happy to cheer for them the remainder of the year.

If I had to describe the LSU v Troy game in one word, it would be…
…Disappointing. Yes, for obvious reasons, but more b/c if you stuck with the game until the bitter end, you saw a totally different team, offensively and defensively, than we’ve seen all year. My disappointment comes b/c I saw the potential we have to be a great team and we just can’t sustain that level of play. Leadership, coaching, talent – not sure what the issue is but I hope we get it figured out soon.

T I G E R S
One of my LSU football rants wouldn’t be complete without a word about the cheerleaders that carry the TIGERS flags around the North End Zone every time LSU scores. I think I owe everyone a breakdown of why I think it is such a travesty to have the “I” flag not perform to the highest standard, and in turn offer a solution of what to do with the poor soul who just can’t cut it. First, anyone that bleeds purple and gold, or even cares slightly about LSU, knows the significance of the “EYE OF THE TIGER.” It’s even painted at midfield, for crying out loud. There’s even a song about it, so you know it’s gotta be important! That is why I tend to be harder on the one JV cheerleader assigned to carrying the “I” flag in the word TIGERS. It is imperative that the “I” of the TIGER be represented with the utmost reverence and a dogged pursuance of perfection when given the honor of carrying the flag. That being said, there have been a few games where “said carrier” we’ll call him “JV” has not performed to these lofty expectations. So, to JV I offer this solution: carry another flag. Not the “T,” it too is important as it sets the stage and tempo for the lap around the end zone. This person must be a prideful leader, not a good fit for our JV. See “I” explanation above. “G” – possibility. Though “G” does remind me of a tiger roar “Grrrrrrr” (just go with it people) and we can’t forget that at the Alabama game the “G” fell off the flag pole causing the TIGERS to never make their lap around the end zone – never mind, JV, too much responsibility. That brings us to “E” – I’m not personally attached to the letter “E,” but it’s a very important vowel, so I have to shy away from assigning this letter to JV. Next is “R.” Good solid letter that also goes with the tiger roar (three “Rs” in Tiger Roar). “R” really brings the word TIGER to a definitive close. Nope, this one’s not for JV either. That leaves us with “S.” Yes, this seems to be the best fit for JV. If you feel like slacking, doing a keg stand and slowing down, no worries, the other five flags already got the point across (TIGER). And, even if it’s held upside down or the flag is inside out, the “S” takes care of itself. So, in conclusion, move JV the slacker to the back of the line, to not disrupt the continuity of the statement made by the TIGER flags. The End.

LSU v. Bama 11.8.08

I wish there was more than just a Win column and a Loss column. What we needed tonight was a “we beat ourselves, so technically the other them didn’t beat us, so we should share the win” column. I cheered my heart out for the Tigers, from kickoff to when they exited the field when the game ended. It was a good hard fought loss.

I don’t want to insult your intelligence by stating the obvious, but I’ll start with the obvious, and throw in a few other tid bits.

The Obvious
We need a new QB.

Other Tid Bits:
Game Day
The fans showed up en masse, and were loud and proud. The signs were ok – I did like the return of the poster depicting that Sylvester the Cat and Lou Holtz were one in the same. The crew made the same picks I would have made, had I been a “neutral” sportscaster. I was glad to see LSU keep the game “closer than the experts think.”

To Kirk Herbstreit
You had some pretty strong words to share about why some LSU fans hate Saban…jealousy I think you alleged? Yes, we all know that his move to Bama was not directly following his coaching tenure at LSU, and that said fans shouldn’t take it so personally, but what you failed to mention is that after taking the Bama job, stories were reported that Saban proceeded to bash and trash the Tigers on recruiting visits, and in other “questionable” ethical circumstances. That leans more toward hatred, than jealousy. For you fans of “The Office”…“Let’s get ethical, ethical!”

Coincidence, I Think Not
We lost by six points…Lee threw his sixth “pick 6” in the second quarter. Coincidence…I think not!

Jarrett Lee
Bless this kid’s heart, but he is not a good QB. He is setting records, but to be leading the nation in “pick sixes” isn’t what the Tigers need. A small portion of my thinking (about 0.005%) likes Miles’ coaching decision to stick with the kid and let him grow, but the rest of me thinks he’s done. He’s had chance after chance and he is not progressing. Several first half throws were so far off the mark that even the other team couldn’t catch them. Sure, I know that three of the INTs were probably not Lee’s fault entirely, but the last one was, and it hurt. The OT INT was Lee trying to force a ball into tight double-coverage in a move to go from zero to here on one play. Let’s just stick with mediocrity. Positives: Lee ripped two REALLY nice downfield throws, one to Byrd for a TD and one to C. Mitchell that hit him on the hands and he should have reeled in. Hey coaches, if Lee throws down the field so well, where in the heck has that play been?

Coaching
SUCKS. I’ve been disappointed with play calling, making adjustments, and getting the ball to the right people all year. The D coaches had a much better day than the O. Crowton’s play calls bordered on questionable in certain situations, and the QB decisions make me crazy.

Defense
Holla. This group played a fantastic game from start until finish (not counting OT). The only think lacking was getting a little more pressure on JPW. In the end it really didn’t matter. They only gave up 14 pts in regulation to a very solid Bama offense. They forced punts and turnovers, and really put the team in a position to upset #1. Too bad the offense had to play too.

Best Game All Year?
Sadly, yes, this was the most complete game the Tigers have played. The Defense was very stingy and the offense ran the ball extremely well. Even the special teams did a nice job on coverage and forcing the fumble (sorry Colt, you missed badly). When put in the right plays, the pass game had a few nice plays, but bottom line is the Tigers didn’t get it done.

Largest Crowd Ever In Tiger Stadium
93,000 + were loud and energized! So the motivation for the raucous crowd may have been a little skewed at the beginning (Saban Haters), but they got behind the team and were just incredible when it counted. Best two parts were when the stadium divided in half and chanted “Geaux” “Tigers” back and forth, and when everyone started throwing it down.

Dan Borne
This guy practically read my mind. I was just thinking to myself, “Self, the sun has set and we now have a night game in Tiger Stadium,” when lo and behold, to start the fourth quarter, Borne announced that “the sun has finally he sun has found its home in the western sky."It's now Saturday night in Death Valley!" Very cool and great timing.

Student Section
Funny – on “Hey, Baby” the students changed the words to “Heeeeeeyyyyyy, hey Saban, I wanna knowooooo, if you’ll be my girl (or maybe another expletive).” Not so funny – following the game, the chants were not so nice and geared toward Saban. Come on kids, show a little more class than that.

Chad Jones, Chad Jones
The first big play of the game, a Bama fumble out of the end zone for a touchback, was caused by an incredible play by Chad Jones. Of course, in the pandemonium of the play, I didn’t see “live” what happened. When I saw the highlights on ESPN and saw the stretch and swipe by Jones, I was thoroughly impressed with the effort.

Blocked Field Goal
As several fans around me headed toward the exits following Bama’s final time out in regulation I did mention that they’d be sorry if Tiffin missed and we went in to OT. I did that a lot in this game – calling what was going to happen next. Anyway, that block was one of the most exciting plays I’ve ever seen. Too bad we didn’t capitalize. I guess those who left before the blocked FG were better off in the end!

Pandelirium
Ricky-Jean Francois’ block of Tiffin’s potential game-winning FG sent the stands, and me included, into complete pandelirium (you know, a combination of pandemonium and delirium. I for one was jumping up and down like a lunatic, screaming and hollering with the other lunatics, and I was so fired up that I grabbed my sister and shook her, then started slapping at her repeatedly. For the record, it’s all a little fuzzy. And I plead, “caught up in the emotion.”

Name of the Offense’s Favorite Play
It’s gotta be “3 and out.” They ran it over and over again, so I have to think it’s one of the favorites.

Patrick Pederson
Julio Jones wasn’t the only stand-out frosh on the field. And yes, Pederson gave up the 24 yard pass to Jones in OT, but he played really solid all night, mostly covering Jones and even got his first INT as a Tiger. We’ve got a bright future at corner with this kid.

Trindon the Decoy
We’ve gotten away from this play. Now it seems that every time he’s in the game on offense (ok, so that’s only twice a game, if he’s lucky) he actually gets the ball, instead of using him as a decoy on a reverse or something to free up someone else to make a play. Might want to put this back in the playbook.

C. Scott Run
As usual, Scott and his band of blockers took it to another supposedly stingy run defense. Scott and Keiland Williams racked up over 200 yards on this heralded Bama D. We certainly needed it with our pass game in shambles. Good job guys!

Chris Mitchell
Wow, so your HUGE drop didn’t really cost us the game (thanks to 4 INTs by J. Lee), but perhaps you could borrow J. Mitch’s baseball glove to reel in those kind of game-changing plays. Would have been a big catch and possibly a score, but it’s not all your fault.

OT
Did that really happen? Did we fight tooth and nail to get to OT only to throw an INT into tight double-coverage on third and four? Take the short game and live to see another day (grant it that day may be short and you could still die a quick but painful death, but give yourself a chance).

I Never Thought I’d Say This, But…
Where is Andrew Hatch when you need him? Yeah, I know he’s hurt and out for the year (probably), but it would have been a nice change of pace to have a QB that could be a multi-threat. Hey, the way our passing game looked tonight we would have been better off with Hatch throwing the ball too! Get well soon.

The Jefferson
If we’re going to salvage this season, and begin building for next year, Jordan should be “movin’ on up” the depth chart this week.

Post-Game Shows
So all of the talking heads on the radio want Lee out, and I don’t blame them. Lee did do a great job in post-game interviews. He seems composed, mature and positive – where is that mentality on the field?

Troy State
We’ve got them right where we want them. Actually, this rent-a-win couldn’t come at a better time, especially if JJ gets a fair share of the snaps.

“I” of the Tiger Update
Just in case you were wondering, the “I” was again replaced by a cheerleader that could actually keep up. Though after LSU’s first score, the “TIGER” flags didn’t make it out on the field – the “G” had some issues, the flag fell off the pole.

Golden Band from Tiger Land
Fantastic job. You kept the crowd in the game and fired us up when it counted. The shining moment had to be when you took the field at halftime, following Alabama’s “Million Dollar Band’s” terrible performance – they should get their money back. Bama’s rough lines, wacky formations and awful uniforms only made The Golden Band from Tiger Land look that much better – not that we needed it. USA, USA.

Tiger Players
Post-game, I was hanging out at a tailgate (with a laser light show - NICE) between the stadium and the player’s dorm and was able to congratulate a few players on a hard fought game. It was a tale of two sides of the ball, as Derry Beckwith smiled and thanked me for the positive remarks, and Brandon LaFell looked like a beaten puppy dog that had someone travelled across the country and couldn’t find his way back home. Which side of the ball do you think was happier with their effort…

Time to Move On
Ok people, it’s time to get over Saban coaching at Bama. Stop acting like a jilted lover that repeatedly talks about your ex until you drive people crazy. The best thing we can do is to cheer our team on to victory and not worry about booing the other team.

LSU de ja vu?
Bama’s season has resembled LSU’s 2007 run to the NC – except for the whole undefeated thing. Winning close games, pulling it out of you know where when necessary, with solid QB play, backed by a stingy defense. We know where that can get you.

Good Luck Bama
Yeah, I know that won’t be liked by all that read this (though I’m sure Mrs. Carroll loves it) but I do wish them good luck. They are in the best position to make it to the National Championship Game. How great would it be for the SEC to win three National Championships in a row?

LSU v. Tulane - 11.1.08

I am not motivated to write this blog. LSU's win over Tulane was so uninspiring that I would have regretted wasting my Saturday night at the game, if not for great tickets and nice weather! It's very hard to watch a team with talented athletes not improve at all over the course of the season. In fact, we seem to be regressing. Let's get back to the basics, coaches, to right the ship and steer us solidly in to the future.

"I" of the Tiger
Look, I know a cheerleader carrying a crooked flag is a non-issue to LSU's football season. But, here's where it becomes somewhat relevant. By comparison, the crooked "I" flag and our tumultuous season are very similar. Both seen to have lack-luster efforts combined with an inability to improve week to week. All parties involved continue to make the same mistakes, instead of going back to the basics and doing things the right way. Thought the "I" cheerleader did ok at the Georgia game - well, that's b/c it wasn't the same person. He was back at the Tulane game, with a vengeance...and this time, I have proof - see photos for examples of both crooked (top) and slow (bottom - the "T" flag is already on the ground "T.......IGERS")!



Defense
Sure you only gave up 3 pts to the Tulane offense, but I guarantee, that the late substitutions, blown coverages and costly pass interference penalties will surely come back and haunt us on Saturday. I beg you to play smart, assignment football, and just see what happens!

Whoa is the O... still
Not the first time the season I've used the "Whoa is the O" heading this season, but if the shoe fits... Penalties, bad snaps poor play calls - and that was just one one series. Sheesh. You never know who is going to show up. Scott had a great game, and Lee played steady...until...well, I'll talk about that next. I hope Coach Crowton is spending some late nights crafting an effective game plan for Saturday. I really think we're due for a smooth offensive game for once.

Pick 6...Yet Again
This has got to be some kind of record, right? The game was not pretty up to the point of the pick 6, but I certainly didn't think this would be the team that would continue the streak. Question: Does the defense keep running back the INT b/c our offensive players don't try to stop them, OR is Lee throwing these short passes right to the defenders, in stride no less, with no offensive players around? You be the judge, I don't care either way, but this has got to stop.

Booooooo...
So, I'm obviously not happy with Lee's continued charitable giving to the opposition, but when he took the field after the pick 6 I did not participate in the chorus of boos that rang out throughout the stadium (or what was left of it). I really felt bad for the kid getting booed by the home crowd like that. Come on LSU fans, let's try giving the kid some support and cheering him on - who am I kidding...this is SEC football at LSU and we are not that tolerable!

Cheers
Almost as bad as the booing was the wild cheering that went up when Jordan Jefferson took the field on LSU's last possession. It was like the savior stepped on the field and Beatle-mania erupted. This kid has played, what 6 plays all year, with one incomplete pass? I'm all about giving him a shot, and I hope that one of our QBs can step up and play savior, but calling for the true-freshman might be just as unbearable. But hey, I say give the kid a shot - it really can't get any worse!

Florida
What a whoopin'! I wish I could have watched more of the game. It seemed that every time I walked to a different tailgate and checked the score, the Gators had scored AGAIN! Talk about leaving with your tail b/t your legs UGA. Kudos to Florida for taking Georgia's celebration from last year and really using it against them. An eye for an eye...nah, how about turn the other cheek and score on them at will. Nothing says payback like running up the score. Mission accomplished.

Texas Tech
Snap. The Red Raiders took it to the former #1 team. The throw and catch to score the winning TD was impressive, not to mention the other 59 minutes of the game. I wish I could have watched more, instead of being bored to death in Death Valley, but I support my team, and wish TT well. That offense is impressive and with a little bit of defense and a splash of a running game (which they have) they will be dangerous. I know our DBs couldn't stop it...

#1
So, "the team that must not be named" heads in to BR as #1 - who would have thunk it? Like we needed more drama added to this game. Well, if LSU decides to play SEC football and beats "that team" this weekend, we might as well take down #1.

Game Day
Speaking of more drama...The boys from Game Day are headed back to BR. Here's hoping our fans act as good hosts, b/c we know that sometimes the "good" gets lost in fifths of Crown. Good luck finding somewhere to park after 8 am.

Bye Bye Fulmer
Tennessee gives Phillip Fulmer a big fat contract to start the season, then after eight games, he's on his way out. Surprised? You shouldn't be if you've watched them play this season - just ugly. He hasn't had a big name QB in a while, which pretty much sealed his fate. Whose next? My guess is ol' Tommy Tuberville at AU. Good riddance.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'
Maybe our co-defensive coordinators will leave to take a co-head coaching job at Tennessee - hey, a girl can hope!

LSU v Georgia 10.25

LSU v. Georgia 10.25.08

Geez. I’m hard pressed to think of anything positive right now, a mere 10 minutes after the game has ended. I’ve just spent the last 3.5 hours yelling at the TV, my head hurts, and we got embarrassed – not a great combination.

Language Barrier
My mom chastised me for using “creative” language in the early minutes of the game, especially b/c my 88 year old grandmother was watching the game with us. Well, lo and behold if not just 5 minutes later Maw Maw is yelling her fair share of “colorful” language at the TV. So funny!

Shout Out
I have to give a shout out to Cole, who played O-line for the Tigers last year and let me wear his National Championship ring Thursday night. That was cool. Cole, you probably won’t like what you read below, but keep in mind, in spite of my critiques, I love the Tigers.

Pick 6
I think Colt David should give Lee his number - 6. It seems to be a favorite.

Charitable Giving
This is why Lee should wear the number six. Lee continued his charitable giving to the opponents with not one but two interceptions for touchdowns. The first play of the game – SERIOUSLY? Add in the other INT in the first half and you have a really giving QB. O and a side note, the first two INTs came on FIRST down.

QBe Damned
No doubt about it, our QBs are a real problem. I’m all for redshirting Jefferson, but the talk begins – should Miles lift the redshirt and take these bumps and bruises with our QB of the future? My tendency is to say yes. In the last few years, LSU has had great talent at QB, but only having them play for a year, maybe two. Let’s start from scratch and start young. Let JJ get a good feel of the game now – it’s not like he can struggle much more than Lee. Wouldn’t it be something for LSU to have a QB that started for 2.5+ years before he goes pro?

Block Somebody, ANYBODY!
For the love of all things purple and gold, will the O line PUH LEASE block someone? How many runs didn’t go anywhere, b/c we didn’t hit someone. Granted we had some key blocks on key plays, but how many others were blown up by the D b/c we can’t block them?

Kudos to the UGA O-Line
Young and Inexperienced – could have fooled me. Our D line didn’t get near enough pressure on Stafford. Their O line hung in there and opened some big holes for Moreno and gave more than enough time for Stafford to throw. Nice Job.

Coincidence? I Think Not
LSU lost by 14. We gave up 14 easy points to the defense. No coincidence about it.


Wanted: Headhunter
I realize we have some young DBs but I never could have imagined we would not be able to replace a hard hitting safety/sure tackler like Steltz. We do not tackle well in the secondary, we don’t “bring the wood” and hit hard, and we don’t cover well…0 for 3. Recipe for giving up 103 pts in two games (ok, ok, technically the defense only gave up 82 pts – at least 21 can be attributed to the offence and Lee’s generosity).

Coaching
As I’ve been saying for a few weeks, coaching decisions are killing us. I’m a Les Miles fan, but ultimately he’s responsible, b/c he’s the boss. This co-defensive coordinator thing doesn’t seem to be working. You would think b/t the two of them they could coach this inexperienced secondary and put them in a better position to make plays, but, more often than not, we are WAY out of position and can’t tackle. Offensively whoever coaches the QBs is not doing a good job with Lee. I realize he’s young and has a long way to go, but I’m a big believer of learning from your mistakes and not making the same mistake twice. That doesn’t seem to be a priority for our QBs. Lee continues to stare down receivers, throw off his back foot and misreading defenses – and that happens on completions!

Halftime Adjustments
Last week, this was good for us. This week not so much. In fact, we came out worse offensively and defensively.

Blah
Our special teams are not good. Colt David is a solid kicker, so he doesn’t count. Punting – awful. Kickoffs – less than mediocre. Return game – kickoff returns were ok, punt returns were non-existent. We did a good job covering kicks, but there are few bright spots here.

Fourth and Five
Just a thought – why not put Hatch in to pick up this critical fourth down. He gives us more options and even he can throw the ball far enough to pick up five. After 2 INTs do you really think Lee is in the frame of mind to step up and throw the big ball on a critical 4th down in the Red Zone? Strategically, I didn’t like the call.

Hatch Plays Well
He’s pretty steady, and does a good job with our running game. Too bad he can’t throw for crap. And the intentional grounding wasn’t his fault – it’s Crowton’s. Why are we throwing the ball with him anyway, when throughout the drive the running game was clicking? Especially with a drop back pass on a play that needs time to develop. Yeah, yeah, keep the defense off-balance, and all, but they looked pretty balanced on the rush.

Game Ball to Scott
Charles Scott came back from a mediocre game at S. Carolina to have a great day. He ran for over 140 yards and 2 TDs. He ran tough and got some good gains when we needed it. We saw some horrific blocking by the O-line, so more kudos to Scott for running that well, without much help.

Officials
Not so good. Several face mask no-calls, the huge third down play that was flagged for pass-interference but waived off b/c the ball was supposedly tipped at the line, forcing LSU to kick a field goal, instead of the automatic first down. That ball was not even close to being tipped. The TV commentators claimed that is actually a reviewable play, so the officials blew it twice on one play, since the booth didn’t call for a review.

Highlight of my Day
I early voted today and only waited in line for 20 minutes!

#5
Was it just me, or did Keiland look a little chunky and slow? He ran hard, but his speed wasn’t blazing. Not knocking the effort, just the donuts.


Good Luck
Good luck to Georgia this season. I like their team and Mark Richt. They looked good today, and next week’s match up with Florida will be enjoyable to watch. It’ll be nice to sit back and watch both teams play, without having to endure the heartache of LSU getting beat-down by one of them.

Style Points
Anyone who thinks this is a myth is kidding themselves. You can’t tell me that laying the hammer down and running up the score doesn’t help (USC last week?). Tulane is no N. Texas, but we need to return the favor of the beating we received against UGA and earn some style points, and maybe make “the team who shall not be named” a little apprehensive about playing us.

LSU v. South Carolina; Oct 18, 2008

Last night's game was certainly a tale of two halves, especially defensively for LSU. Stephen "Convict" Garcia was pretty fired up on a couple of wide opened runs, and he kept hitting that drag route over the middle (thanks to repeated picks from the back judge - more on him later) and we couldn't figure out either. Offensively, Lee arranged for his customary peace offering to the opposing defense (aka - costly first half interception) and we really never found a rythm, then HALF TIME. I heard there was some soul searching and gut checking going on in the LSU locker room that thankfully fired the boys up to play a very good second half. So...

Let's Play a Game
Let's pretend the first half of the SC, Florida, and Auburn games didn't exist. Sure, our record would still be the same (we still lose to UF), but I would have to endure less heartache. I have an idea, let's play for 60 minutes next week, just for shiggles, and see what happens!

O - Yes!
Ok, so not the prettiest or cleanest effort by the offense (especially in the first half), but I thought for about 75% of the game (ugly third quarter) there was creative play calling and a effective job of mixing in the two QBs and talented RBs. There were even some plays that were blocked very well. We did struggle to execute, but overall, it wasn't so difficult to watch. Technically, we could have had another 7 pts, the way #5 was running the ball on the last drive, but I was perfectly fine sitting on the ball and running out the clock.

Defense "Express"
Apparently, playing four defensive ends as your 4 man front has a name, it's called the "Express" and boy did it chug right through the SC front. A dominating performance by the front four (whoever was in there) and some nice blitzs by the DBs. I think we may have quadrupled our sack total for the year in the second half - at least that's what it felt like!

Welcome Back
An enthusiastic "Welcome Back" to the blitz. It was nice to see you again, I've missed you so! It's amazing what a little pressure can do, especially on a first time starter like that punk Garcia. He enjoyed the first half but he got mauled and harrassed in the second half and got up woozy at times. You think he went out and got drunk after the game? Probably. Let's just hope he didn't get arrested...

Best Hit in the First Half
Had to be the fore-arm thrown by the back judge when Garcia scrampled from the LSU 7 or so and took off towards the goal-line. On about the five Garcia runs straight at the official, who actually throws (not in a protective fashion) a fore-arm shot right at him. It was awesome! Not sure why Garcia made a move right at the guy - maybe he was drawn to the prison-esk stipes?

Horse-collared
I haven't seen this called all year, yet leave it to one of our guys to be flagged at a critical time in the game. So, refs, if you're going to call this, what about the shot to Richard Dickson in the end zone. Not only was it a horse-collar, but it could have been a late hit too. Just b/c he scored before the hit, doesn't mean he should receive the same protection as any other play. Equal opportunity protection. Bad no-call.

Glass Half-Full
Though I don't usually take this glass half-full approach (I'm a realist - the glass either has something in it, or it doesn't) I'd like to point out the positive of Lee's first half interception - it was the first one (of his 3) that was not run back for a touch down. Congrats!

Officiating
The officiating seemed especially bad last night. Many comments were made about "The Old Ball Coach" paying them off. O and the SC running back did not score on fourth down, he clearly "slid" over the line after he was down with the ball not even close to the goal line. Or maybe I'm confusing the LSU game with the Saints game...two critical plays that come up inches short of a first down? Two inches is clearly side judge error.

Hatin' on The Adovcate...Again
This time it's not about the goofy headlines, it's about the fact that I didn't get my Sunday edition! Mr Manship, I realize you expected the paper to be a little late to include coverage of the LSU game, so I slept in and waited, but when I checked at 11 am and still had no paper - that's a little ridiculous.

Throwing off Your Back Foot
This is not advised. Lee keeps saying adrenline and nerves have him rushing throws and throwing off his back foot, resulting it badly missed throws, some to the other team. My thoughts are that it's poor mechanics - his footwork is not good. I made a point to watch some throws where he wasn't under a lot of pressure and it seemed like his footwork was just as bad as when he makes a bad pass. Just something to think about.

Coaching
I was pretty critical of the coaches in the first half for not having the team ready to play emotionally. Game management continues to be a problem, and can you please tell me why we are still getting flagged for illegal shifts and formations after seven games? Terrible. But, in a gesture of good will to the LSU coaches, I will say they did a MUCH better job making half time adjustments this week than last. Granted, the Gamecocks are not on the same level as the Gators, but you have to start somewhere.

No Indvidual Props
I don't think any one individual stood out to me as being the star of this game. I think as a collective unit the LSU Football Tigers won this game on hard work, determination and team work. Well done, and welcome home!

What I Learned from this Game
I absolutely CANNOT drink beer and sit in a comfy chair while watching the game. I was uncharacteristically mellow and sleepy for most of the game. I really just wanted to curl up and take a nap! Damn the beer.

Poles
So we're 13 in the BCS and knocking on the door to the top 10 in both the AP and USA today, at # 11. This isn't an awful spot to be in. We can create our own destiny en route to a rematch with the Gators in the SEC Championship Game. Hey - it could happen!

I Hate CBS
2:30 kickoff for Georgia? BOOOOOO! U Suck.

LSU v Florida; Oct 2008

Well, I can’t say that this year’s installment of the LSU/UF game was inspiring as 2007. In fact, it was down right miserable – if you’re a Tiger fan. I have to say that this game would be easier to write about, if I had actually watched the game.

Why I Didn't Watch
Can you blame me? It’s not like I didn’t start out wanting to watch the game. I arrived at my cousin’s house with beer in tow, ready for a good time. And I had one, chatting in the kitchen, as far away from the TV as possible. I played with the kids, nibbled on some snacks and wandered in to the TV room every 10 min or so. I just couldn’t sit in front of the TV watching them self-destruct.

Shots Anyone?
I’m not a big drinker, and I definitely don’t like to take shots, but I did throw the suggestion out there that maybe we should start when LSU gained only 4 yards on three possessions and we’re down 17-0. We didn’t take shots, thankfully since I drove myself home much earlier than I anticipated!

Not Surprised
I honestly can’t say that the outcome of the game surprised me that much. The LSU team as a whole has had some bright spots, but overall, they have played exactly the way they did on Saturday, just against weaker opponents. Think back to the first half at Auburn – we tried to dig a huge hole, but Auburn isn’t as opportunistic as Florida, thankfully. Even the first two rent-a-wins and the Miss State games weren’t all that dominating, save for Charles Scott.

Where’s Waldo (Scott)?
It was like that stupid where’s waldo game. You need to find the main character on offense, one Charlie Scott, and he’s on the sideline. Actually, maybe he did play more than I thought, but I didn’t watch the second or fourth quarters, in their entirety. I’m just thinking back to those first three series…

Live from New York
My parents were in NY this weekend but their vacation didn’t stop them from watching the game. It’s a shame but my reputation certainly precedes me when I get a text from my mom early in the first half making sure I am watching my language around the kids. Ouch. My reply was that I was fine, b/c I had already stopped watching the game.

Whoa is the O
I just don’t get it. I don’t know if it’s bad play calling, bad protection/blocking, bad routes, bad runs, or bad QB play (I think I covered every offensive position), it was just BAD.

Nail in the Coffin
It’s rare to have this kind of play in the first 2.5 minutes of a game but I knew LSU was doomed, when on the first Florida series, we hold them to third and 12, Tebow makes a bad pass, which McCray has a play on…and he tips it to Harvin for a TD. You could hear the air go out of the balloon. You can beat a team, but you can’t beat luck, and subsequently, momentum.

I Like Florida
Don’t let that confuse you, I wanted LSU to make a gator skin purse out of them. And if you don’t like that I like Florida, you can just stop reading now. I think they are a well-coached, very talented team. Their offensive scheme fits their personnel and their D is speedy and aggressive – overall they are very explosive. Which brings me to…

How did Ole Miss Beat Florida?
Gotta chalk it up to “everybody has a bad day,” but seriously, what the hell was Florida’s problem when the Rebs came to town and beat them at home?

Blitz
I just wanted to remind everyone that blitzing does still exist in college football, though the LSU defense has failed do anything to get pressure on a QB in at least the last few games.

My Blood Pressure
Did I yell at the TV – of course, though only for a short time. It didn’t take long for me to realize that this game was getting out of hand. I was as calm as I’ve ever been during a LSU game in recent memory. Why get all worked up when the end result will be the same, no matter what I say/do?

Four Yards on Three Offensive Series
Really? It seems mathematically impossible that a team down 7-0 then eventually 17-0, would fail to find a fire to carve out a first down or two. I’ve always said that we have “arguably” the best O-line in the country – I’m now arguing against them. After the first 3 and out, with one net yard, you would think we’d abandon the script and run Scott a few times in a row on the second series. Just smash-mouth up the middle. How silly of me! We did double our yards on that second series…to two net yards.

Out Coached
I don’t think anyone can argue with me when I say LSU was out-coached in this game. We had a poor game plan, didn’t make adjustments (especially on offense), and just didn’t come in mentally prepared. I’m not on the fire Miles bandwagon after one 30 pt loss, it’s college football and it happens, especially in the SEC. But, it’s the coaching issues that do concern me the most. You had a bye week, and this is what we get? Thank goodness we don’t have another bye week this season.

Hatch Does a Great Tebow Impression
Hatch’s TD run from a few yards out was a great impression of the hard running Tebow. Hatch got rocked on the initial hit, but kept those legs churning and pushed his way over the goal line. I was impressed by the short yardage effort.

Tebow
Did you see that goofy picture of him in The Advocate Sunday? It’s worth finding a copy. Caption is of Tebow “celebrating” at midfield – he is actually SKIPPING with a ridiculous grin on his face. I’m trying to be PC here, but, well, the picture didn’t do anything to solidify his sexual orientation, if you get my gay-ward drift.

Jump Pass
Didn’t see it, but as I was driving home early in the fourth quarter, I heard the call on the radio that Tebow attempted that DAMN jump pass that I loathe, but the LSU D tackled Tebow for a loss. Thank goodness. If he would have burned us for a TD a second time with that cop-out, candy-ass jump pass, I would have been beside myself with annoyance, among other feelings.

Tennis Tournament
As I mentioned in my last blog, I turned down tickets to the Florida game to play in a tennis tournament. I had several comments made that I should have forgotten about the tournament and gone to Gainesville – but who is laughing now? I did not win the tournament but Becky and I played very well and had a lot of fun (and got an October tan, which is awesome)! We won 2 and lost 1, which was as close as we could get to winning without doing so. We think some underhanded “funny business” was going on to keep us out of the wild card slot on Sunday. In all honesty, I’m not sure I could have played on Sunday anyway. Man, I was some kind of sore!

Final Score
I didn’t know what the final score of the game was until Sunday morning when I opened the paper (the actual paper, not the sell-out online version). Saturday night I left my cousin’s house early in the fourth quarter, went home, and tried to soak out some of my tennis soreness in the bath tub. Does it count that I was reading a book with a football storyline while I soaked in the tub?

FUGLY
If I had to sum up the Florida game in one word for the LSU team it would be FUGLY. No explanation should be needed. As my co-worker (who was at the game) texted me after the game ended - “That Sucked.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Alabama is Voldemort

In the spirit of one of my favorite book and movie series, "Harry Potter," effective immediately, the Alabama football team, and any insinuation of, about, or to the Crimson Tide will now be referred to only as "Team Who Must Not Be Named" and their coach only as "You Know Who." This rule will be strictly enforced and use of any banned words is punishable by watching close ups of John Parker Wilson (aka Sara Jessica Parker) over and over again. This includes you, Mrs. Carroll, as you are in Tiger Country.

LSU v. Mississippi State (9.27.08)

Upset-Palooza
The best TV night ever was Thursday – season premiers of “The Office” and “Grey’s Anatomy” topped off with watching USC go down - doesn’t get much better. But, geez, what a crazy weekend for college football it turned out to be. As I stayed up past my bedtime cheering on OSU on Thursday, I never could have imagined both Florida and Georgia would both lose at home on Saturday. None of them looked like top 10 teams, much less the top 3 or 4. The Game Day crew certainly didn’t see it coming as they oozed and drooled love all over UGA and UF. No one is safe.

Fly Over
Holy cow, this was freakin’ awesome. For those of you who weren’t there, as the National Anthem drew to a close, a murmur grew in the south end zone. Being in the north end zone, I had no idea what was going on. The fans in the south could see the four fighter jets approaching the stadium, but they shocked the heck out of me. As we sang the last lines of the Anthem these four jets soared over my head and as they approached midfield the sound if the jets finally hit the stadium. The roar was unbelievable! I still get goosebumps thinking about it.

Gold Game
I have to admit that I did not wear gold to the “Gold Game.” I have very valid reasons: 1. I do not look good in gold; 2. I’m cheap and not buying a t-shirt to wear once a year; 3. I’ve worn purple for 99% of the games (including those I’ve watched on TV) since I was in college; 4. Did I mention I do not look good in gold? If I thought I’d be the only one there not in gold (to match Penn State’s “white out” which looked ridiculously cool) I would participate, but we’re not there yet.

Rankings
I told my dad from the first time we heard Bama was up big on Georgia that LSU was going to get leap-frogged by the Tide in the AP poll, b/c we were playing poorly. His answer was that if LSU doesn’t lose it shouldn’t be the problem. Sorry, I tend to be glass half empty, and we didn’t look like a #2 team Saturday - and apparently the AP voters agreed. Bama #2, LSU #3. True, rankings don’t matter right now, and we have bigger problems in the coming weeks – it’s just the principle of the thing. And Nick, don’t give me this bologna about not knowing what your team is ranked now. That’s just an outright lie.

Curl Routes for Trindon?
No bubble screen here. How about a basic comeback/curl route for #8? I don’t know how Lee got the ball over the lineman having to aim so low, but it was complete. I think this is a waste of a play to Trindon. How about a slant, or something that Lee can hit him in stride and let him fly!?!?

Go Long
Or, how ‘bout we line Trindon up out to the short side of the field, Lee takes a three-step drop, pump fakes a slant to LaFell to freeze the safeties, then just airmails the ball and lets Trindon run under it. Throw it to where no one but our world-class sprinter can get it and see what happens. That would be awesome – if it’s caught.

Vanilla Defense?
This is a change – normally it’s our vanilla offense that infuriates fans. Without a doubt our defense was very vanilla. Put pressure on the young QB? Not so much. Force turnovers? Negatory. Yes, we had some injuries and some guys did play well, but overall the defense’s strategy seemed to be “just hold them to less points than we have” rather than “shut out/shut them down.” I was a little disappointed, to say the least.

Big Return followed by Big Hit
Pegues kicked off the game with a killer return, but he paid for it on the next one. After LSU tied it up with a field goal, one of our talent freshman (the name escapes me) laid it on him, and good. The entire stadium let out a boisterous "Ooooohhhh" both during the live hit, and when the replay showed on the jumbotron. Nice.

“I” of the Tiger
This is directed specifically at the male cheerleader that carries the “I” flag after every LSU score. Between scoring and the ensuing kickoff, flags spelling out LSU TIGERS are carried by jogging cheerleaders circling the north end zone. The guy that carries the “I” is slow, visibly winded and he carries the flag at an awkward angle. It ends up looking like T IGERS. In order to pretend to show that I’m not partial to the football team, I yell at him for his lack of effort every time, just like I do when the ‘D’ gives up a big play. He’s the freakin’ “I” of the TIGER. This is just disheartening. He looks like he just did a keg stand, draining the entire keg (did I mention he’s a little chubby) and he’s about to keel over. To the only person around me that didn’t find this funny and gave me nasty look – the truth hurts, deal with it.


Nice Time for the Bye
We are pretty banged up, and while it’s going to be tough to play 8 in a row, we really need this bye before Florida. One, to let UF simmer down b/c you know they’re going to bring the wood to their next opponent, but also b/c we’ve got a lot of key guys that need some R&R to recuperate. Beckwith, Alexander, Jean-Francois, Hatch and who knows what other ailments our guys are playing through. Rest up fellas, it’s gonna be a long haul.

Receivers
These guys are just flat out good. Minus LaFell’s fumble at the goal line (and I mean AT the goal line) they played well all night. If we ever open it up, it’ll be fun to watch.

Golden Band’s Halftime Show
I enjoyed the halftime show. This is a big deal b/c I usually don’t care. The coolest part was when they marched off the field to the south, played there, regrouped into the “LSU”, marched back across the field and ended in the north end zone, with several salutes normally reserved for the folks in the south. In all my years of going to games, I can’t remember one time the band “saluted” the north at end the half-time show. It was way cool.

Bammer
Dang. Talk about putting on a whuppin’. Didn’t see the game, but I can only imagine if you go into Georgia, b/t the hedges, and are up 31 – 0 at the half, that is a beat-down. They have a very pansy schedule from here on out, minus LSU and hopefully Auburn. Crap.

Timmy’s Apology
Tebow has apologized to Gator Nation and vowed to never have a game like that again. I’m just glad they get to take out their frustrations on Arkansas before we get there.

Charles Scott
Dude is a beast. I thought it was a quiet night for him and didn’t think we ran him enough, but he had plenty carries for over 140 yards. Listening to the post-game stats on 98.1, I heard he had 140+ yards and was shocked. I like being shocked like that!

SEC West Domination
The Tide is turning, figuratively and literally, in the SEC West. After years of domination by the East, LSU led the charge last year to what seems to be a resurgence by the West. The East continues to drop like it’s hot at the hands of a West opponent. Let’s hope this trend continues as LSU rolls on to take on three SEC East teams in a row.

SEC East: Vandy #1?
Do my eyes deceive me or does 4-0 Vandy sit atop the SEC East leader board? Whoa nelly.

Props to State
I’ve been a fan of Croom’s since he took over at MSU. He’s steadily rebuilding a team that was in very bad shape and he’s turned them in to competitors. I believe that the days of thumping State 45-0 are in the past. Not that they will be winning the West any time soon, but they aren’t the West’s doormat either (thank you Arkansas).

Derek Pegues
I’m so glad he’s a senior. Return threat, interception, numerous tackles. Good riddance (and good luck on Sundays)!

Starting QB
Has to be Lee. Same comment as last week – he’s the only one of the two contenders that can get the ball to our wide receivers. Hatch will need to play when he gets rattled, but if we are going to win, he’s our guy. He played well against State and seems to be improving. Today's article in The Advocate was more like a "I LOVE JARRETT LEE" fest, led by former quarterbacks. But, hey, I'm glad for the kid.

Jordan Jefferson
This dude has the cleanest uni on the team. One play? One stinking play? Come on coach, he’s not gonna redshirt, let’s see what he can do.

Other RBs
Believe it or not, LSU does have other talented running backs behind Scott. But, Williams has been just ok as a tailback. Murphy, pretty much a non-factor. They can both thank a “not to be deterred” Charlie Scott. Maybe next year fellas.

Weather
I debated about going to the MSU game, or just watching from home. The deciding factor was the weather. It really doesn’t get much better for football in South Louisiana. Could have been a little cooler, but I’ll take Saturday’s weather any day!

Lee x2
So, I’m a little ashamed to admit that I didn’t realize MSU’s quarterback’s name was Lee, too, until the third quarter. Blame it on my poor eyesight, or me not paying attention to Dan Borne’s calls, but I was a little slow on this one. Once I figured it out, I thought it was pretty funny.

Next Up
LSU @ UF – in PRIME TIME. Yes, this games been slated as CBS’ night game next Saturday. This is especially awesome, b/c I get CBS in HD (again, my cheapness rears its frugal head – I don’t have ESPN in HD).

Never Been to an Away Game
This surprises a lot of people - I’ve never travelled to watch the Tigers play “away.” This does not include the 2001 Sugar Bowl at The Superdome (way too close to home). I’ve never really had the opportunity to go to an away game, especially one that guarantees an LSU win (which to me, is a requirement if I’m gonna spend the money). But lo, and behold, I was offered a ticket to the LSU/Florida game in Gainesville – and I can’t go. Yes, I’m playing in a tennis tournament that weekend and don’t want to leave my friend without a partner. So, Becky, we better win this tournament if I’m giving up my Florida ticket!

I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’
A win is a win, but I left the game frustrated. LSU was not sharp, and as Scott admitted, maybe their minds were on other things, like UF and USC losing. I know you can’t get caught up in the rankings this early in the season, but I hate to see a wasted opportunity to be ranked #2. No, #3 isn’t bad, it’s just not #2, especially when it’s ‘Bama ranked ahead of you. I really think that’s where my irritation lies.

LSU @ Auburn (Sept. 2008)

So this game had so many ups and downs, it's led this blog to have the same feel. I can't even remember half of what happened, b/c it was so crazy. But, here goes...

I've read a couple of articles that say this installment of the LSU v. Auburn saga won't have a creative tag attached, like "The Earthquake" game. I disagree. I think I will call it the "I had a headache for 3.5 hours b/c by blood pressure went up and down like a bad rollercoaster ride" Game. Catchy huh? Seriously, what a great game. Wasn't always pretty, but with the games we have coming up we had to get the win.

Trindon
Bad news - you muff two punts, you ride the pine. Good news - we play Miss State next week. That should give you some confidence back. We need you to make big plays, but if anything, just be in the game to make the other team nervous - not your own! Bless your heart.

Questionable Call
J. Lee's horrible pick 6 pass brings me to question more than one call on the play:
1. Why take Hatch out at this point in the game? I felt considerably safer when he was in the game and our defense was playing well. To that point, Lee had been sketchy, at best. Coach, I know YOU know how he can throw, but he hasn't been steady in game situations, to say the least.
2. Why run that flare route to the short side of the field? First, you put your untested QB in a tough position with a poor play call. Second WHAT THE HELL WAS LEE THINKING? What made him think that the RB was more open after he had attempted to pass, pumped then threw ball - nope, still covered. Throw the ball away!

which leads to...

Tirade
Good or bad, my vocabulary can get pretty colorful during football season. After Lee's ridiculous decision, my language rivaled that of the colors found in a Sherwin Williams Paint store. I used every curse word I know at least five times, then I put them into run on sentences together, then I just started making up my own new words. I stooped so low as to yell at J Lee - sit down you and your fat face...

which leads to...

My Apologies
My mom thinks that I owe Lee an apology, and I have to agree. Thankfully he proved me wrong, but at that point in the first half I was not happy, to say the least. I tend to forget that these kids are just that - kids. Lee is 19 years old, so, b/c I have to blame someone, I'll go back to the coaching decision to first, put him in the game at that point, then - well, I've already been through this. To J. Lee - I'm sorry.

Lotto
I play a lot of sports and firmly believe that sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. On the long TD to C. Mitchell I sent a text to a friend saying - he's a lucky S.O.B. To which he replied - need to buy a lotto ticket. This was a perfect example of getting a little lucky, which turned into Lee getting some confidence and stepping in to some nice throws, and getting the "W." I would have given up the "W" for winning the Lotto - sorry Tiger fans.

Commentators Made a Funny
Early in the game, LSU ran a "read" play, which didn't work out so well. One of the commentators said something to this effect, "Well, Hatch must have had dyslexia on that read play." Cracked me right up!

Hats off to Todd
Auburn's QB got no love from anyone before the game. I thought the coaches put him in a good positions and he executed well. But, too bad, so sad.

The Finger
I gave simultaneous single finger salutes to Corso and Herbstreit for picking Auburn to win the 2008 "Tiger Bowl." Though if I was an impartial football enthusiast I probably would have picked Auburn to win at home. Since I'm not impartial in this case - Salude!

"Tiger Bowl?"
Not sure who coined the LSU v. Auburn game this insightful and creative name, but I do like it. This match up will continue to have serious implications for the SEC West winner in the years to come - I'm just glad that the nation is finally recognizing this game as important, instead of just a competitive game.

Defense
Get pressure on the QB - check. Create turnovers - check. Don't give up the big play - not so much, but since we won - I'll give it to them. Hold the opposition to less points that you have - check. They only gave up 14 points (Lee gift wrapped and delivered the other 7). The D played big when we needed it, though a couple of costly penalties may hurt us in future games. A couple of guys made big mistakes but came back on the very next play to make amends. Shepherd wants to be his own #11, but his idiotic late hit out of bounds made him look just like another #11 famous for making bad decisions - which I yelled at the TV.

The biggest play, which followed what could have been the biggest mistake, was made by Rahim Alem. After a 15-yard penalty against him, Alem comes back and sacks Todd for a 15-yard loss. It's more than just a "wash." Second and 25 is virtually impossible compared to second and 10, when you're in your 2-minute drill on the probable game winning drive with an inexperienced QB. Good job Defense.

Onside Kick

Nice. Faked out Auburn, the camerman, everyone watching the game with me...etc. Very nice.

Dazed and Confused
Andrew Hatch was a steady presence while he was in the game (except when he had to throw, but I will not rip apart his inability to throw in this segment - see below). He was extremely UNsteady after his five yard gain knocked him woozy. For the record - he did not collapse on the field. As he walked off the field like a drunk headed to 48 hrs of sleeping it off in a cell, the sidelines motioned for him to go down, so LSU could use an injury time-out, instead of using one of their own. Not that I think Hatch had any problems falling to the ground, but it wasn't a result of the injury. I needed to explain, b/c I talked to someone today that thought he was injured that badly.

Hatch's Throwing
Richard Condon had this to say about Hatch, "If it's a punt, pass, and kick competition, no way Hatch has a chance. Maybe if it was a punt and kick competition." Man, his mechanics are not good. That low release allows him to get no velocity on the ball. I joke a lot that I could throw better than some QBs, but I just might have a shot!

Cutie Pie
So, I wish Hatch the best in his recovery from a concussion, neck injury or whatever actually happened. But it was nice to get a few close ups of his baby face cuteness. Even though he looked like he had NO IDEA what was going on - it was precious.

O-Line
Arguably the best in the country, they had a few problems with the speedy Auburn D. Ciron, buddy, you have got to get that big body on somebody. You and Herman need to watch game tape of the plays where you guys were the lead block, but not hitting anyone. Come on guys, you're better than that. Overall though, solid performance.

Punting
I don't like the kicking game. I think you should always have to go for it. But, since we live in a world of pansy-ass football (ha) I have to give kudos to Dalfrey...or was it Jasper...no Dalfrey. First two games - not good. Auburn game - good. Good job of keeping the field position in LSU's favor. Now stop being twins and get your own number.

Receivers
These guys are good. Their effectiveness is a tale of two quarterbacks - one who can throw and one that can't. Great second half. Good grabs, good yards after the catch, good routes, good job. This group will put Lee into the lead at QB. Too much talent to go unused.

"The Advocate" Headline
"It's Lee with Glee" - WTF? So lame. Not all headlines have to rhyme or sound gay.

Charles Scott
Congrats on being the first LSU Tiger to rush for over 100 yards at "Jerden" Hare. Three 100-yard rushing games and some really good looking bursts. We'll need that to give our young QBs the play action option. Man was that effective in the second half. You are now the work horse on this team - congrats.

I hate USC
That's all I have to say about that.

I Hate Alec Baldwin
Watching the Emmy's - He just beat out Steve Carrell ("The Office") for outstanding lead actor in a comedy serious. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Stupid Hollywood politics. I'm changing channels back to the Dallas/GB game.

Tim Tebow
Don't hate him but I do hate that stupid jump pass he throws when his within the five-yard line. LSU was the first victim of this play three years ago, and he got Tennessee with it for the first TD in Saturday's. It's just stupid (that's my intelligent explanation).

Critique
I was a little disappointed that LSU didn't capitalize on great field position in the first half. One field goal out of at least 4 possessions that started with very favorable field position was frustrating to watch. Need to work on taking advantage and finishing drives.

Yelling at the TV...again and again
On the pitch back to #5 (as Coach Miles refers to Keiland Williams) all I could see was him catch the ball and not run north and south. I jumped up to yell at him to stop dancing (as he tends to do) when he pulled up to pass. Since I was already up, I jumped up and down and cheered the TD catch by Byrd. Now that was a good play call. Never satisfied, I also yelled at the TV when Crowton called a pass play (that ended up being the game winner) instead of running some more time off the clock. Guess that's why he's the OC and I'm not.

Black and Mild
I don't smoke, but I wish I would have thought to buy a pack of black and mild cigars, or maybe some swisher sweets, and just light 'em up - the whole box - when the final seconds ticked off the clock. Here's to you, Tubby.

Coaching
LSU was out-coached...in the first half. Good field position = only 3 pts. Our halftime conversation revolved around the fact that LSU never seems to have clever plays called nor do they seem to be coached as sharply at times. Hard to knock our coaches when they win, and I wasn't counting us out of the game at the half, but it makes it a little nerve-wracking.

Saints
Just a quick note. Cut Martin Gramatica.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
If Hatch is healthy, I start J. Lee anyway next Saturday. Let him carry the load in a full game, b/c he showed some signs of being our best bet this year, solely on his ability to get the ball to our talented receivers. Hatch is a great backup, b/c of his game management, but we need to put up some points and Lee seems to be the guy to get it done. Don't make a fool out of me Jarrett.

Final Thought

Maybe I had a headache from all that yelling?

A big doubt

I’m so glad JaMarcus Russell no longer plays for LSU. Several million dollars and two years proves JR will never change. Can’t avoid the rush (he looks like he’s in slow motion), but doesn’t throw the ball away = sack (Auburn flashback). Goes to throw and the ball pops out of his huge hand for a fumble…good grief. And that’s just the first half – I was actually laughing by halftime and decided to go to bed.

Makes you wonder…was he that good, or did he have a good supporting cast while with the Tigers? I believe he has talent – the ridiculous arm and other physical attributes (he is bigger than both starting DE for Denver) and the winning record at LSU, BUT, can he be as great as a long holdout should warrant? After last night, I have my doubts.

Many people have made the point that his O-line was bad and that he will improve - gotta love that glass half full mindset. I guess only time will tell.

LSU v. Flordia Oct 2007

For those of you that weren’t there, left early, don’t remember, or just love to re-hash, here’s my take on Saturday night’s game, as seen from the North End Zone, Section 215:

Best Sign at “Gameday”
My number one: Pictures of Lou Holtz and Sylvester the Cat (Looney Tunes) with a caption that said something to the effect of, “Separated at Birth?” Get the garbage out of your mouth Lou!
Runners up: “Dude Where’s My Car” – with Tony Joiner’s mug shot; “Tebow Wears Jorts”; “Dorsey Eats Tebown Steak”; I’m sure I’m missing some good ones.

O, and Kirk Herbstreit – you are an idiot, very cute, but an idiot.

Haters
Florida, why you gotta go jumping on the “Eye” – didn’t you learn from Auburn…guess not. Check out Miles’ face when UF takes the field – he looks like someone just pushed his hat down on his head – P. O.ed Guess he didn’t like their pre-game jumping either.

Quote of the Day
From my mom, “Where did I go wrong?” Her response to my love for LSU football and for me “shushing” her when the “GameDay” crew was talking about the LSU game. I sat there for an hour and 45 minutes waiting…do not talk to me when they finally get around to talking about our game!

Great Non Football Moments
Mike VI’s debut was a great one. It’s so awesome to have a live mascot that’s as pretty as Mike.
The Golden Band from Tigerland – u rocked the house as usual. Your finest moment was after the half time performance where you marched off the field directly at the Florida fans/band and played the pregame salute in their faces – AWESOME!
Post-game, when the team headed towards the students and everyone remaining in the stadium (the team plus about 70% of the crowd that stayed in their seats) did the gator chomp – how about them apples?

Scariest Moment
The first half…just kidding (not really). It was actually when LSU ran on to the field after half time – heads hanging, not real pumped up – I was worried. Unbeknownst to me, they were actually coming out of a business meeting where they discussed how to solidify the nation’s #1 ranking. Meeting adjourned.

Scariest Moment, Part 2
The conservative play calling almost gave me a heart attack. But, if you’re ok going for five fourth downs and eating up 8:11 on the final drive, then you call the game however you want. Crowton showed flashes of Jimbo, going to the well too many times with the option, but who am I to judge? Hester is great, especially with the game on the line, but I would like to see Scott, Williams, and Murphy get some additional carries to blow the game open. O, and please run Trindon to the wide side of the field so he can turn the corner!

Hero to Zero (a few negatives about LSU – no, I’m not happy with just a big win)
Colt David, I know you liked scoring the TD, but we already have 100 running backs, so we REALLY need you to concentrate on field goals!
“Oh O-line, O-line, wherefore art thou O-line?” It would be nice if they showed up for the entire game, but kudos for getting us those fourth downs.
Who put Devery Henderson in Brandon LaFell’s uniform? I had to do a double take to see if ol’ stone hands had the #1 jersey on. Thankfully, LaFell did rebound and make some nice grabs. Doucet – please heal quickly!
Lastly, Perrilloux I know the coaches need to get the plays in quicker, but we REALLY need you to learn some game management skills for next year. Quit telling the Student Section to quiet down and control the huddle, please! Those timeouts might be needed down the road.

D-Fense! (clap, clap) D-Fence!
Hey, we can’t ask for perfection every week, and you came up big when we needed it. “Defense wins championships” - I’m a believer now more than ever.

Jumping Bean
The team may have come out after halftime looking a little down, but Trindon Holliday took the field for the second half kickoff every bit as fired up as he was to start the game. The little guy looked like a flea on a living room carpet out there, jumping around, but he’s got the heart and spirit the size of Herman Johnson.

Most Embarrassing Moment(s)
Did you notice that on the half-time highlights shown in the stadium that LSU’s biggest play (other than the TD) was a 13 yard run – Ouch! Not much of a highlight.
#2 – How about the coaches (or trainers, or someone that wears the official coaches shirt on the sidelines) that jumped up to do the body bump and knocked each other over, one stumbling on to the field – for pete’s sake…

Game Balls (pun intended)
No doubt, Jacob Hester.
How about one for Les Miles for those gutsy calls?
And at the risk of increasing ticket prices, I’d say a game ball goes to every LSU fan in attendance. That was one LOUD place! Who says A&M is the only home of the “12th Man?”
Pelini and the defense should just take a game ball every week without even asking.
Lastly, to Abram/Josh/John David Booty – maybe JD can use the ball to practice not throwing interceptions. Seriously though, I’d ship one to Stanford – the announcement of their win over USC was a moment I’ll never forget (I just got goosebumps…again).

My Finest Moment
Getting my dad to do the gangsta arm thing that the Student Section does. I have no idea what the song is, or what the gesture means, but by the end of the game, everyone, including my dad, was throwing it down! A lot more fun that the gator chomp b/c you can still hold your drink in the other hand!

And the Oscar Goes To…
Apparently, Jacob Hester – nice job saving a time out to get your helmet cleaned up after the winning TD!

BOOOOOOOOO…
The officiating was bad, really bad. It started with the field judge walking the LSU Captains out of the tunnel, and trying to make them walk to the Florida sideline. Thankfully, Matt (Damon) Flynn convinced him that our sideline was to the right. Overall the officiating was ok, but they missed some big calls. Do I think Miles should have challenged the play when the kick returner stepped out of bounds? Who cares now, but he should never have had to force the issue (what were you looking at that you didn’t see him step out of bounds 2, maybe 3 times?). And by the way, one late hit call deserves another. Equal opportunity, please.

Game Changing Moment
Dan Borne’s announcement of USC’s defeat! I don’t think I’ve ever, EVER, seen Tiger Stadium go that crazy before (and I’ve been there for crazy games). That was the best moment of the game – every fan, coach, player was jumping up and down and yelling – you could feel the stadium vibrate. Again with the goosebumps.

Dorsey For Heisman

Fear the Hat
It’s no wonder Miles wears his hat so high…he needs extra space to store his huge “guts” he showed going for five fourth downs. 5 for 5 on ESSENTIAL fourth downs – well done Les! (for those of you that are slow, by “guts” I mean something else, but trying to keep this email PG)

Shame, Shame
As awesome as the student section was for the entire game, enough with the “F” word chants! Tebow certainly deserved it for his taunts, and I did find it entertaining to a degree, but that’s no way for #1 to be portrayed on national TV (O, yes, you could hear it even on TV – watch the replay). Another heads up, do not do the “YOU SUCK” chant when we are LOSING! Let’s get the lead first, alright?

Begrudgingly Giving Props to Tebow
I hate to do this, but here goes. As much as he’s heralded as this great guy, he sure looked like a punk with all of his taunts. But, I chalk that up to a competitor’s spirit and say he’s a great player that we haven’t heard the last of yet. The kid’s a phenom, on and off the field, but one is the loneliest number – he can’t do it alone (as UF is finding out the hard way). If you’d like to call him and tell him “better luck next time” I can get you the cell # to reach the voice mailbox of “Timmy Tebow.”

CBS Commentators
From what I’ve heard, they were terrible. I’m glad I didn’t have to listen to their stupid analogies, explanations, etc. I could run circles around those guys. And for the record, Tebow was not writing something down then holding a phone up to his ear. He was taunting the Student Section b/c probably each and every one of them had left a message or sent a texted message to Tebow prior to the game. My guess is that a fired up Tebow was saying, yeah, call me now suckers. I’m sure they did after the game!

Last Word (well, almost)
Nick who? Stop talking about Saban – let it go! He knows deep down that he made the wrong decision and he will pay for it every year when he plays LSU. Let’s move on and focus on this historic season and look at the Bama game as just one more opponent on our road to being National Champions. That being said, I hope we beat the (insert expletive here) out of them!

I’m so Glad
I’m so glad I was completely sober for the game. I would have hated to have missed (or not remember) one second of the action due to the effects of an Abita Amber (or 6).

Special Thanks Goes To
My brother, for conceding his ticket to me. Not sure why you did it, but I owe you big time. And especially to my dad – not just for the free ticket, but for teaching his daughter (ME!) how to be a true LSU fan – from how to yell, curse, and chastise the coaching during my developmental years (Archer, Hallman, DiNardo); to appreciating when LSU is the premier team in college football. I will always remember this game, right down to our traditional post-game jog to the car (you are out of shape, old man) and making it from the stadium to home in 25 minutes – well done!

Geaux Tigers!